Before I tell you what it is, I'd like to you to fully understand the condition I am in. As you know, I'm under scholarship of PSD(Public Service Department, or JPA). And being a scholar means that I have to abide by some rules set in an agreement with the Government of Malaysia. This agreement is so serious that I had to sign it in front of a lawyer.
One of the main rule was that I have to obey the Japanese law at all times and if I ever get into trouble of any kind, the Government of Malaysia have all the right to end my contract and demand that I pay back every single cent they spent on me.
But....about two weeks ago, I was caught by the police and had to spend the night in a lockup.
Shit...I have been careful for so long, obeying every existing law...I even recycle and take out the trash properly for goodness sake! But alas, I'm only human and human make mistakes...
See that sexy policewoman holding a camera? She was the one who caught me in crime...yes, she is a policewoman who wears an impossibly short mini skirt baring her sexy legs. I tried to run away from being captured but....strangely, I lost ALL my strength when I saw her chasing me.
Worse when she stuck me against a wall and do that police "tap all over your legs searching for concealed weapons" thing...I really went weak that time...
What was I guilty of? Oh...well, I was guilty of almost forgetting the birthdays of three ladies...hehe..
From left : Happy Birthday to Tiew Chin Chin, Chin Sze Ting and Lim Fong Zyin...
I can't believe that just by forgetting birthdays of my friends, I would be sent to a Lockup!!
Here she is again, booking me in...
I tell you, it's horrible in a lockup!! They performed all kinds of experiments on poor me...
A concoction of various deadly chemicals named "The human experiment"...
They took out my eyeballs and put it in some kind of drink...
Li Jia is SOOOoooo delighted to be able to eat my eyeballs....
Folks...having been to a lockup, I can guarantee you that whatever rumors you heard about lockups are true!!!
The homosexuals of prisons...Michael and Loke Eng...
Crazy people dressing up funny....
There were shortage of food...so we had to rush and fight for one small piece of cake...
They even tried to poison me!!!
Hahaha....ehem....for those still confuse, this is actually about a birthday party held in a hip place called "The Lockup". It's a horror theme restaurant serving special drinks such as the ones above. There was Human Experiment, Aphrodite's Love, Clone Experiment, Eyeball Cocktail, and Electric Shock....I have to say that I had a lot of fun with the test tubes...^^V
Waiter/waitresses there dressed up as inmates, and every 2 hours, zombies will appear and try to scare us patrons....yeah, we were so scared that we laughed. Later, a "policewoman" will appear to "save us".
She was so sexy that when she came asking if everone is alright, everyone shook their head...haha...Oh, forgot to mention that her impossibly sexy mini skirt had a slit at the side that made it impossiblerly sexier!!
This is a very very cool place with interestingly fun drinks...had a lot of fun that night....
Happy Birthday again to the three ladies!!
