Cold.....cold.....cold.........COLD!!....................cold.
Went out a few times and i accidently bought some sweaters on the way.
It's saturday....well, they tell me that only aliens have five fingers to sign something...they use a stamp. I now have a long stick, rounded at the tip like a ............well, stamp.
Free today so took a walk....a lot of pachinko shop with more nutcases. Can't understand the fun of rolling metal balls in a plastic contraption. I can understand if women want to play with those balls but the men....and there's more men playing balls than women!! No wonder Japan's population's sinking......what?? No, trying to say that they spend too much time playing pachinko than having XXX activcity, don't get me wrong.
Oh, the key board is weird... the normal qwerty but the other buttons are alse where...
Anyway, no CC's around here....it figures cause' most games are in english. They play arcade here. Saw a guy play the guitar and drum thingie....damn, how can he move his hands so fast?? Saw another game...an interesting one. Umm...U put cards on a table and it shows as a group of soldiers with spears on the screen, you move them towards the enemy gate and burn it down.....now that's real strategy! And then there's that guy playing with his bucketful of balls...hmm...
Toilets here....the squating ones faces the wall...uhh...selari to the door. and the sitting ones have warm seat and shoots streams of water to your asshole when you're done. No wonder Japs are so advanced...they even build toilet seats that aims asshole!! there's another button than aims at a place in front of the asshole......i better not say anymore.
everything is sensored....no switches...just walk in and "Let there be light!"
Food's here nice .... a lot alot better than those in Malaysia. Malaysia's jap food sucks!!
K....the librarian is winking at me....time to go to her.....to return the key. TO RETURN the KEY! Don't bother thinking something else...
Tuesday, April 05, 2005
Shocking culture shock?
What’s shitty about here is that clothes shop closes at 8! What the f***? Supermarket closes at 12 though. Pachinko is definitely the craze in town. Everyone’s nuts about rolling metal balls in a plastic frames. Women I can understand but men had a lifetime playing balls rite?
Sad case no cybercafe here. It figures cause games are English…young rascals here play the guitar, drum and tapping colorful buttons game very well. I mean very very well, extremely fast with their hands.
Oh, they sell porn mags for the price of 1.5L coke! Super! Bought one out of curiosity. Hmm….interesting…
One mangosteen for RM8, savvy? Banana for RM3….one lonely stick, savvy? Watermelons here are cute, size of a deflated volleyball.
Throwing rubbish have never been so hard. You have to separate everything. I look dumb standing there staring and actually think where to dump the dumb rubbish into the dumb dumpster.
One thing sickening about the jap is that they are so gawd damn freaking polite! Their politeness makes me more nauseatic than a boat can.
Jappos drink milk all day…milk for lunch! Pity the cows here…wonder if they get extra patch of grass for OT?
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