Thursday, November 27, 2008

Locked up in prison!!!

I have a very very serious thing to confess here...

Before I tell you what it is, I'd like to you to fully understand the condition I am in. As you know, I'm under scholarship of PSD(Public Service Department, or JPA). And being a scholar means that I have to abide by some rules set in an agreement with the Government of Malaysia. This agreement is so serious that I had to sign it in front of a lawyer.
One of the main rule was that I have to obey the Japanese law at all times and if I ever get into trouble of any kind, the Government of Malaysia have all the right to end my contract and demand that I pay back every single cent they spent on me.

But....about two weeks ago, I was caught by the police and had to spend the night in a lockup.

Shit...I have been careful for so long, obeying every existing law...I even recycle and take out the trash properly for goodness sake! But alas, I'm only human and human make mistakes...

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See that sexy policewoman holding a camera? She was the one who caught me in crime...yes, she is a policewoman who wears an impossibly short mini skirt baring her sexy legs. I tried to run away from being captured but....strangely, I lost ALL my strength when I saw her chasing me.
Worse when she stuck me against a wall and do that police "tap all over your legs searching for concealed weapons" thing...I really went weak that time...

What was I guilty of? Oh...well, I was guilty of almost forgetting the birthdays of three ladies...hehe..

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From left : Happy Birthday to Tiew Chin Chin, Chin Sze Ting and Lim Fong Zyin...

I can't believe that just by forgetting birthdays of my friends, I would be sent to a Lockup!!

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Here she is again, booking me in...

I tell you, it's horrible in a lockup!! They performed all kinds of experiments on poor me...

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A concoction of various deadly chemicals named "The human experiment"...

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They took out my eyeballs and put it in some kind of drink...

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Li Jia is SOOOoooo delighted to be able to eat my eyeballs....

Folks...having been to a lockup, I can guarantee you that whatever rumors you heard about lockups are true!!!

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The homosexuals of prisons...Michael and Loke Eng...

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Crazy people dressing up funny....

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There were shortage of food...so we had to rush and fight for one small piece of cake...

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They even tried to poison me!!!

Hahaha....ehem....for those still confuse, this is actually about a birthday party held in a hip place called "The Lockup". It's a horror theme restaurant serving special drinks such as the ones above. There was Human Experiment, Aphrodite's Love, Clone Experiment, Eyeball Cocktail, and Electric Shock....I have to say that I had a lot of fun with the test tubes...^^V

Waiter/waitresses there dressed up as inmates, and every 2 hours, zombies will appear and try to scare us patrons....yeah, we were so scared that we laughed. Later, a "policewoman" will appear to "save us".
She was so sexy that when she came asking if everone is alright, everyone shook their head...haha...Oh, forgot to mention that her impossibly sexy mini skirt had a slit at the side that made it impossiblerly sexier!!

This is a very very cool place with interestingly fun drinks...had a lot of fun that night....

Happy Birthday again to the three ladies!!

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21 comments:

Anonymous said...

i think i lost my way home. I need THAT policewoman to send me back...

Crabbed!! said...

No way!! She still isn't done with "interrogating" me yet...

Wait in line mister...

Anonymous said...

come on..dont hog up the line..

*honk* *honk*

m@y3 g@L said...

Nature of man! *speechless*
Wi, u got to wait cos she 'catch' ran first. i belive she not yet 'finish' with ran! Hahaha...Btw, the place was cool!! ^^

Endoru said...

I don't remember the need of signing the documents in front of a lawyer. :D

Crabbed!! said...

>Wi
Haha....don't we all like women in uniforms...

>Maye
Yeah...a little expensive though, about 3000~4000 yen (about RM100 plus) person...

But still...will go again someday

>Endoru
Ahh....well, a small, but necessary exaggeration to spice things up a bit...haha

>Everyone else...
Ehem, truth be told to others...papers aren't signed in front of lawyers. But I DID get a lawyer to sign in as witness...

See? partial truth in lies...

m@y3 g@L said...

RM100 plus per person? Only for the entry or...??

Suba said...

they actually celebrated heir b'days there??? omg....haha..i went there,and 2 ladies who were in the group were "underage",yep,so they placed us in a cell near the toilet,right at the back and they banned us from ordering alcohol! yes! despite having gone there just to have cocktails,they banned us and completely ignored us the whole night long!=////we didn't get to see zombies just one handsome inmate who felt pity for us...=//

Crabbed!! said...

>Maye
No..no...4, maybe 5 course meal plus drinks.

>Suba
Ahh...well, why bring underage girls?? And how did they know that those girls were underage?
I mean, they are zombies..not psychics...how did they find out?

Kelly said...

Cool..Would like to go someday..What a nice birthday bash..

Anonymous said...

hahaha...homosexual Michael and Loke Eng!!!!
The three ladies same birthday???
Amazing!!!

Anonymous said...

y isn't there such cool place here :(

u lucky guy!

Crabbed!! said...

>Kelly
Yeah...it was very nice..
Make sure it's someone's birthday on that day...sexy policewoman will bring the birthday cake to the table!!

>Anon
Actually, only two of them...another one got a Be-early Birthday..or was it belated...hmm...

>Sakura
Even yoga is facing ban!!!
How-lar to have this kind of place in Malaysia....

Suba said...

well,they got a stroke og genius and wanted to check our IDs before they could seat us,and I didn't know they were underage....I was tricked...=/ btw,they already went full-out on the yoga ban? I thought it was just a "certain group" that was raving about it?

Crabbed!! said...

>Suba
Hmm...well, you can complain and brood about it

OR

You can happily assume that they thought you looked young.

Nope....ban only for muslims. And I last read that Sabah wants to follow suit as well..

Suba said...

wt*? goodness god....
btw..hey planned to go back again once they're 20,but I am not so keen...I had enough of paying to be scared...the entrance is scary....=/ I'd rather go to a conventional club for my drinks....^^

Crabbed!! said...

>Suba
Scary? Really? You are not trying to act cute here right?

They have zombie that slaps you a hi-fi, and pretty face policewoman in mini skirt(sorry for mentioning her many times but I'm a guy...I'm expected of this)....how can anyone be scared?

Suba said...

no.i'm not!!! the zombie is nice? like really? You see,the minute we stepped in,these girls started screaming their heads off before I could register what was happening and I hate the dark and all I could hear was something banging against the railings and I got so scared I was shivering when we finally got through....no joke....maybe a 2nd time around won't be so bad...I duno...I was pretty shaken up that night that it felt like I went to Fujikyu's ghost thingy...

stevelee67 said...

homosexuals...hahaha

Anonymous said...

In the last pic, Boon's eyes look like zombie's!!! hahaha...
You didnt remember your friends' birthday? Hidoi naa...

suiluipau said...

hmm..the pictures looks so familiar... ;P
you still have both your "experiment" videos with me...