"I was always interested in girls. I think they are beautiful, interesting and evrything good. And i'm especially jealous of the so called 'sisterhood' , where girls team up to go against guys. If i were reincarnated, I would choose to live my life as a girl"
It's true yo...girls are interesting. I was always curious what's going on their mind. What's so interesting about having a barbie...what's the craze of having at least 20 teddy bears of various sizes....having a handphone with so many keychains on it you can hardly see the phone....and the one biggest element of a girl, dieting. Staring for hours in the mirror and making myself miserable...."oh! would you just look at that lump of flesh!" . sigh....and of course the inevitable 2 a month once hormone wars.
But still......i would like to experience playing masak-masak instead of climbing trees and braking windows.
Well, guess what? I had my chance.
There's this "Hostel Day" last last weekend, long story short, there's a beauty pageant on....a beauty pageant for guys. More accurately, Guys dressing up as girls. So....since they don't allow this kind of eccentric in M'sia, why not give it a try? Hell, I might even end up looking better than Liv Tyler.
Anyway, my brains was all so fired up with adrenaline that i actually forget something, with my physique, I won't look better Liv Tyler....I'll just end up making people throw up their lunch ( we all had barbeque that day.)
My choice of clothes was this...
It's a white see through spagetti with a black skirt. Sorry i can't upload any pic cause' the photographer that day had a LOT of hesitation taking my pic and ended up taking none. Anyways....since these were meant for young cute slim girls, I had umm....quite a struggle fitting into those. The spagetti was all streched up, hem's pulled up above my belly button, revealing what little hair i have on my belly. Skirts only till my shin. I had a cute junior to make up my face, so, no problem concentrating and not blinking my eye until she's done and out of my sight. And ohh... I had two C cup oranges as boobs. Man they were heavy. I could hardly keep them on my chest! And thus had to wear a bra. Fumbled with the damn clasp for a few sufferable minutes with Japs guys AND girls laughing at me all the way. Phew....I now respect Pamela Anderson for tolerate those huge melons. Now.....imagine me in it.
As for my performance, I played "Santa Baby" by Kylie Minogue. Then, I deliberately did a quite sexy dance....or at least i thought it was sexy. I was completed with "rub with both hands from neck, down to chest and end in waist while shaking like a snake" , "pull up skirt to reveal my hairy legs, very very....hairy legs and pulling up till giving a lil' hint of my red underwear (red, my friends, was necessary) " , "move near the judges and plant a bright red smooch! on their cheeks." , "show em boobies" , not exactly real boobies but at least they smell nice....i had fresh ones from the market.
Now.....imagine me in it again.
Sick right?? Lucky no one vomitted or i would have to clean up the mess....
