Never in my life as a heterosexual have I seen naked butt...sorry, naked butts! yes, B-U-T-T-S! Please take note that it's with the 's' marking it a plural noun, plural as in many many naked butts. (Wanted to type in ass but I don't know what is plural form of ass...help anyone?)
Anyway, I joined my jap friends going to the 'ofuro' , which means bath.... and here bath means bunch of naked guys soaking in a big bathtub. Girls...if you are secretly hoping for pics, forget it....I'm crazy but not crazy enough to snap pics of guys butts!
K, this 'geli-fying' story's like that...
I entered that place fully clothed. Entered a changing room...nah, let's call it stripping room.... where everyone reach to their locker and start stripping like their clothes are on fire. Well, had to strip too.....Can you imagine how funny I felt stripping beside a friend? And doing that while chatting 'normally' bout TV programs. Could've sworn I felt my butt cheeks blushing. Dang.....all the time wondering wether he is or is not gay. is he looking? Is he not looking? That is the question.....well, thank god he isn't.
K, now everyone's one is 'sheltered' only by pubic hair..
Well, everyone carried on as if nothing funny going on...I had to act macho and pretend.... ' no, no i have no problem showing my ass off' . Anyway, whilst on my way to the bath area, i saw cleaning ladies walk past us.....cleaning LADIES! Female! A Woman!..Yup, they were wearing clothes and carrying broomsticks but....what the **** are they doing in here? GAWD! Never have i been so awkward before in my entire freaking life! Yeah...they work there and have seen hundreds of dicks but still can't help thinking ....."Shit, will they knock me out with broomstick and rape me? Crap, will they suddenly reach out and grab? Dang, are they staring? Yuck! Is that lady salivating?" I might be labeled paranoid but then again i was imagining all of them licking their lips as they walk past....sheesh...worst nightmare ever.
Ok, survived my journey in harmless...mission accomplish.... or so i thought.
We all have to wash ourselves before going for a dip. Can you actually imagine your self being in shower area full of naked man? Nowhere to look but butts....and having to bathe and soap yourself beside another naked man who's just 2 feet away? again, hesitation steps in and I had trouble soaping myself......Oh, well,.....you know where.
K, finished being porn star, rinsed myself...2nd mission accomplish
Now comes the big issue of getting into a big bathtub with none other than nude guys. 'It' is all underwater now and this part isn't so bad. As for the baths, they have open aired ones and enclosed ones. i went for the open aired ones. The weather here's like 18 C at night...and there it was, the inviting warm water. Smells of roses laced the cool air. There were clear-water ones and reddish one. I went in the red one (This is where the rose fragrance came from). Breeze whispered by and your head feels cool but your body's warm....breathing in rose-scented air while counting stars...the warm water which quickens your heart beat a little and make you feel a lil' light headed, just like after effects from drug...wow, now i know why japs love this damn thing....was so nice...stayed in there for like almost an hour half. there's vending machines around so we bought ourselves a couple of beers and just soak there, chatting bout this and that.
K, the best part ended...time to get out.
Once again, there comes the challenge of getting to the changing room with cleaning ladies still there....damn, haven't they seen enough already? anyway, while going off to dry myself, once more i got the shock of my life.... There were parents brought their kids there...and not all of them kids are my species! I saw a 7 year old girl run past me....man, I was like Gasp!! a young goat in lion's den.... Wanted to shout "Hey kiddo, run around in Malaysia like that , you get raped!" Anyway, nobody cared. But, I'd imagine when the girl's all grown up....."Hah, I've seen IT like, what, a thousand times since I was a kid!"
Well, went on drying myself and got my ass covered. On the way out, my friend was surprised to find out that Malaysia don't have this kinda culture...he said "Sorry! My apologies..I didn't know. So, how was it? I put you in awkward position, didn't I?"
I said....oh, it's no big deal........
