This...is...i mean was a handphone a.k.a cellphone also as mobilephone....now, It's mine! It's my virtual flirting device...ehem..ehem...
so, what you guys think?? Actually the picture is just undermining it's beauty...it's screen is superb!! Beautiful sharp images that enhance the beauty of a beautiful girl projected on my beautiful phone on a beautiful day....ain't it beautiful?? The camera 's catagorize in mega pix....don't ask me how many Mega pix....don't want to make you all jealous. And please take a close look....
Yep....it says 3G!! Can anybody please tell my mom that I'm proud to own a 3G phone. Man, am I high tech....ehem....if you want to send me messages....send to randygui@ezweb.ne.jp ...it's my e-mail that send it directly to my beautiful phone.....
that's me saying hahaha to you guys.....hahaha
Okay...let's settle back down to planet earth. I got that phone for 0 yen......O YEN!! Can you believe it?? Went to participate in a survey that asks for my name, age, sex and address...and the survey girl gave me a smile and a handphone. Umm...if still remember, they still selling nokia 3310 for hundred plus rite? haha.....i can feeel the great envy generating from Malaysia....
Sorry...got carried away. NOW...let's settle back down to planet earth. One thing I've not noticed when i came here till just now that ... the sky is blue. Yeah...that's right kids, sky is blue. It's not like malaysia where there's cloud to look at..here, it's blue. Back when I use to see clouds, i entertain myself by imagining one thousand nonsense from the enigmatic clouds. Always knowing that there is something beyond and awe at infinity. Now it's just plain blue...romantic guys may say that it's romantic but, I see a big blue wall. The Great Blue Wall Of Japan..greater than Great Wall of China. I feel like a hamster living in a blue cage with a big brown and green globe to run on. feels.....i don't know the word...trapped maybe??
Anyway, another thing about japan....behold, there comes the uncensored newspaper. Uncensored here do not mean perverted naked pics of b***hes...If i'd want that i take a walk in Tokyo. The news paper here reports any damn thing they want. I've never read anything that insults Dear Mahathir or Pak Lah before....and of course reports that heavily criticise China during the relationship tension. They act as if they don't have a single clue why China is angry at them...acting innocent and all. All the reports on "China is Bad" stops only after Japan's PM says sorry to China. Now, papers are back to the everyday news of car bombs and derailed trains.
I'M having A DIFFICULT time making a living as a crap. Almost no one understands my crap save for my faithful mirror, laughing at any joke I make. I used to describe crap as factual nonsense....it's nonsense but there's facts in it. I think the real meaning of crap is the obscurity between facts and nonsense, vagueness between serious and joking.....I'm blur about the level of jokes in Japan. Once, this guy said he will watch porn during the holidays. I told him don't watch porn, that's right kids, don't. I gave him my reasons....uhh... the one about go get a real life girl instead if you have heard me saying it before. He reacted by saying I'm a pervert....ME! A PERVERT! me a pervert when he spend his holiday watching porn.
This section is dedicated for girls....pretty boys in japan are increasing their quantity and quality. Yep, quality. Was speaking to one pretty boy when he took fronm his bag a mirror...if it's just mirror, I'd tolerate but it's a foundation makeup kit cum mirror!! I ask him " What the HELL is THAT!!" he said, "this? it's foundation....." Hell, what's wrong with this guy!! Let's hope that I don't get converted.....nah, save it...let's imagine me being a pretty boy and laugh......
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