Anyway, a Finnish gal came in my college and suddenly she's the hottest girl in campus. Same goes for another Finnish guy.... he's got Rooney's (football star) status.
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And as for today's content....I'm heavily addicted to PC and I need professional counselling.
I just...can't live without them. First thing I do in the morning...PC
First thing after lunch(and dinner)...PC.
I also automatically reach for my PC after only ten minutes of studying....
Please help....WHAT SHOULD I DO??
I think it started from a bag of Sour Cream and Onion potato chips....yea, PC here means potato chips, all carbohydrate none silicon. It was on sales and I bought one just for light snacks.....next thing i know, I was having em' for lunch.
And it's worse now since my mid-term exams are here. To fully comprehend my situation, please check out my flow chart below.
Exams
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Studying
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Spend more time at table
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Spend more time munching PC
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A side effect I call PC belly (looks similar to beer belly)
Sigh....you guys ever get that?? Girls can't help much, they are ALL hopelessly addicted to chocolates, so all I have is help from guys. I seriously wonder how can potato chips be soo....tempting. Once you take a bite, next thing ya know, the bag's empty.
Maybe it's because chips company added in a drug that change our brain's chemistry or something...triggering our feel-good enzyme ...or something like that. Last I check on the net, PC addiction is because of hormone imbalance, but it's not like I umm...better not say stuff that offend girls.
So, any help? Maybe I should try Listerine or something. Nothing can possibly taste good after "30 seconds" of mind numbling, eye-watering, mouth burning session with Listerine.
Anyways..that's my addiction these days. What about you fellas?? Exams near and I bet there's bound to be some kind of addiction. Btw, being addicted to studies is not counted.
5 comments:
I won't touch on the scientific part bout potato chips addiction, but just don't put any snack inside your room...trust me, it works if u just place it in your kichen even if its just next door...
Can't help about the comp though, I'm an addict too...
Addicted to com...me 3..Not really addicted to food yet though..REally,just don't buy the snacks..
eh? tot PC is potato chips in this entry?? dont tell me u munch your personal comp??!
aiyaaa... snacks nia ar? eat eat... then oni can get lots of nutritions needed for your brain. your brain work with carbohydrate/glucose/sucrose... after exam oni think about it lar... haha.. munching helps your brain think faster, me think..
huahuahua!
keep eating !! Good for you :p
hahaha!!! ok, ok, i admit, some americans in asian countries are mean pokers. u're very right. but still, we should never forget about the remnants of nice ppl around, should we now?
and potato chips?
haiya, eat only la! the worst possible thing that will ever happen to u is just getting a little obese, not a problem for u, since u are already obese, maybe in later years get a heart attack from all the accumulated cholesterol, a little hypertension with the excess salt, a blood clotting disorder from the treatment of the heart attack and hypertension, lose your hair from eating too much msg, get swollen ankles and have difficulty breathing because of oedema, uh...possibly get an embolism in your lung, stop breathing, and then say bye bye to planet earth. minor consequences, really!
EAT, i say!
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