The day ® got added to Randy...

>anonymous
Whoever you are....so you want me to smile more often or not? To scare people or to look silly....that is the question.

>ns29
I'm not in my shirt because I want to show off my tan....
Anyway, yeah...can protect the girl from harm. But the thing is, I always end up scaring the girl 1st....

>stevelee
Hmm..yeah, i suppose you are right. No harm looking a bit scary...at least people will think twice if they want to stand near me in a crowded train!

>Kelly
Most of my old friends will probably describe me as "the gentle giant".......probably...maybe....anyway, the worst harm always comes from the guy who smile the sweetest.

>calvin
I actually wanted to do a botak cut!! But that hairdresser convince me otherwise...

>MayC
YEAH!! I'll be a bad boy....I'll be a BEAST!!....but I wonder if a beauty would come and dance with me. Hmm...better practice ballroom dancing from today...


*From now on, I think I'll answer comments in the comments box....start to see that it's pointless talking about the previous post. And that way, you can "shoot" me at more angles than before...
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From this day on, I'll be spelling my name like this.... ®andy. ® here means I'm trademark-ed. You all will have to pay me royalty the next time you mention, write or even think of my name...wah ha ha ha.

But seriously no. Please, use my name at your disposal at any time. What I'm really trying to say is that I've got my own patent(copyrighted design) in Japan. Yes, you read it right, Randy...oops, excuse me....®andy managed to create something and registered it under Japan Patent Office.

See guys? I'm not all crap, jokes, nonsense, funny words, shitty phrase and laugh guy. Just like all of you, I have a brain that works(I know it's hard to believe this fact but please bear with it) and had manage to set up my own intellectual property here in Japan.

Well actually, I've got the patent about half a year ago. Don't know why I've never thought of blogging about it before until my mom mentioned it to me. Anyway, the story goes like this...

I attended a class on Intellectual Property about 2 years ago. One day, my lecturer mentioned that there was a Patent Competition going on and urged us to try....it was a class of 60+ students but only 3 guys(me and 2 jap guys) stood up to the challenge. The mighty 3 showed them all who had the biggest balls in the class....we proudly showed them that we don't really have the biggest balls... the title goes to another guy BUT our brains ARE bigger our balls so...no shame there. Anyway, it was a competition where we are required to design and create something...anything...then send it to the Japan Patent Office to be evaluated. The competition is nationwide and the selected ones will be registered for free. Now, please know that to register cost a lot of money....about ￥300000（RM9000++) and they paid for all the expenses.

And our creation?



A paper punch which can punch all the holes on a standard B5 or A4 size paper at one go. It is slim, light and can be carried inside your binder.

Now....this may look like a simple design...and it is simple....but we put in a lot of our thoughts in this. We had to show that this is a patent worthy design, and there's a lot more detailed pics explaining the design but....let's not bore us here.
Thinking up this design is hard but the paperwork is a real pain in the ass. Lucky for me I have 2 jap guys in my team so, they do most of the paper work. I'm fluent enough in Japanese... but as for writing stuff for patent? My Japanese isn't that good yet. But like I said...I have 2 jap guys to overcome my inability, and this is what you call teamwork!!

Finally, by summer last year, we got a letter and a certificate from Japan Patent Office saying that we're one of the 17 selected ones out of 241 entries.


The red box indicates my name written in Japanese characters.

Now....now I'll just have to wait for someone to be interested in my design so that they will buy the copyright and make me a rich ass mo**********

SO...as for marketing strategies....



I know that THIS monster of a face will not do me any good. Cancel face features...replace with...



See that cheeky smile that unmistakably makes me look like a pimp? Now that's a sure winner!!

Bad boy is back in town!!

>Clem
I actually took a whole lot more....for one hour i had to decide which pic not to put in.

>ns29
Actually...YES! She did ask me to pay her....well, not exactly pay but asked me to buy her poster which cost 500 yen....or was it more?? Anyway, i refused to buy her poster but i did stayed back a bit to chat with her.

>calvin
Yeah....this is the "toned down" version of my collection. I have....*cough... a lot more girls pic....*cough

>Kelly
Yeah, I liked the elegant chic too. Aww damn it, who am I kidding.... I liked all the girls there!!

>Steve Lee
Really? Ok....and please volunteer more when we go to Turkey.

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SO.....how do I look?

Yup, went for a haircut(again) and asked for ridiculousness for style. For years I have been branded as "tough", "scary", "gangster looking", etc... and as you know it, that kind of remark isn't what you label as "compliment".

I have always been kind to girls....ehem....TRY to be kind to girls. I have tried to smile myself silly for no reason...and have always avoided fights. Heck, I've even followed my mother to the market!! And yet certain people fear me for my look. Especially in Japan where guys are a lot smaller size(not height) than me, people tend to fear me and try not to speak to me for fear that "I will eat them". I still remember that there was once a kid who saw me, then ran to hide be hind his mother's legs, pointed at me and say "こわい　にいちゃん!" (means scary guy).

Which brings me to ask myself.....am I really that scary looking?
Be honest...had you not known me and see me approaching you, would you hand me your wallet, drop on your knees and beg for your life??

As for people who knows my brother, they will ask me why is that my brother look so pure, innocent, handsome while I'm a little on the rugged, rough type...and my dark skin's is not helping much to better people's opinion on me. Anyway, here's my brother's pic..


Yeah...yeah....I know, he looks different from me. Please feel free to comment though.


ANYWAY, the story behind my hairstyle is....

Last week, I thought that my hair was long so I went to the hair salon to get it trimmed. So, went there and met up with the guy who's been doing my hair for almost a year. ..

Hair dude: So...what kind of style do you want?
Me: I think I like it short, as for the style....I'll leave it to you. Surprise me.
Hair dude: Surprise you? *grin
Me: Yeah...let's do it!

*1 hour later...

Hair dude: Ok...done.
Me: Whoa....what the...
Hair dude: I thought I'd do for you a style that will suit you best. but I think I may have ended up making you look scarier than before!!
Me: Hmm....well, thanks anyway....

And the result is....


Sigh...I think I may have to finally give up my hope on trying to look like Mr. Nice guy and accept my fate. And if you think this is bad, you have not seen me in a blazer yet...
I think god may have meant for me to become a gangster...but something went wrong somewhere and I picked up a pen instead of a parang.

I mean....if a professional hair stylist thought that I should look like this, I guess there's nothing much I can say now, can I? Best accept the fact that I'm born to scare people until I crack them up with my jokes.

Anyway, here's more of me from the side and back...




SO.....honestly, what do you think? How do i look??

Tokyo Auto Salon Show.

>Kelly
Thanks....my nose is no longer running away from me anymore.

>MayC
As a little kid, I've always thought that Ariel the Mermaid is the most beautiful girl on Earth. And Superman?? Yeah he was cool, but the blue Genie was my Hero...not guy with bright red underwear.

>Liyin
I headed for the Tower as soon as I got in....waited only for about 30mins. I enjoyed it soo much, especially the part where the doll disappeared, that I went again right after! So you can say that I rode the "Elevator of Death" twice in an hour...

>Steve Lee
Oi..oi....we all got flu mostly at the same time so don't blame me!!

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I've just got my new haircut...yeah, a wild one...and was thinking of blogging about my hairdo. But I know that y'all prefer to see cars and sexy models rather than see my hair so...let's save it for the next post.

So what's Tokyo Auto Salon(TAS) Show anyway?

TAS is a show with custom cars...you know, cars with special paint and vinyls, modified body and engine....in shorter words, cool cars. And the models that accompany the cars are good stuff too. Better than the models at Tokyo Motor Show.

This event is all nice cars and nicer models so...little room for crap here. Anyway, here's the pics...


Like all shows with Cars and Models, a lot of people attend them. Their sole purpose? Getting in the way and preventing me from getting good shots of cars...


The 3 guys who went to the show....
We were bored with taking pictures of models and cars, and we decide to do a little mischief. We've decided to approach a model and ask her to take a picture of us instead of the other way round. Been taking their pic the whole day...time for them to return a favour, don't you think?....but then, we saw a booth with 2 models....so, I suddenly had a bright idea of asking one of the models to take a picture of us with another model, then walk away...and that was precisely what we did. But seconds after we left the booth, we saw the model(took pic WITh us) quarreled with model(took pic OF us)....haih, seems like our silly mischief broken up a perfectly good friendship.

Kinda regret doing what I did....but then again, this pic became a pic with a story to remember by...


Says "Rice Rocket". The owner wanted to tell the world that rice is Japan's staple food.


"Look at the car, not my sexy body"...
To be honest, I have no idea what car she was promoting...


Hot red Ferrari....car was so good looking that I did not see the model standing on the left until much later..


Just kidding.....of course I noticed the model!! Could you imagine me not noticing cute/pretty girls?


Cool car....prefer this to Ferrari...


Nissan unveiled the future of automobile....you'll be piloting a robot instead of driving a car. This way, you'll get to shoot rockets at cars who overtake you......now how cool is that? Say goodbye to the days when you can only show the middle finger.


The three Daihatsu babes....they done well cashing in on Japanese men's fetish for babes with glasses.


And here's the two fools who lined up to get our picture taken with the 3 babes with glasses. We both got polaroid shots each..


Another cool car...


There was a Lamborghini on display and I tricked him into getting into the car....haha...see the expression on his face? That's when the guy in charge told him to "GET OUT!!". They decided to close the doors after that so that no one else would try to get in.

Haih....Boon....so easily conned by me...


Wicked 22 inch wheels....


They've thought of a way to merge 2 of guys hobby, cars and soccer....saw the video and it was hilarious!!


Here's the smashed up car...


Cool paintwork....


Car designed by a frog, looks like a frog, for a frog...


A bevy of beauty.....


This girl stole my heart....I still have dreams of her....


"Cool cars makes my balding head looks sexy..."


Tatooed girls promoting paintwork....there were a beehive of men with saliva dripping down their mouth and I dare bet that NO ONE knew what the models were about...just look close at their butt...


It's a see through mini skirt with a pink T-back undies.....nose bleed!!


My head was still dizzy from the tattoed girls but still manage to sport a cool looking car...


Just got my heart rate to normal when this elegant chic set my heart racing again....


Spotted a disco ball and couldn't help but do a stupid pose...


Now that's a sexy car...


Awesomeness is just oozing from this car....


Some dude showing off his paint skills....


Super Massage Chair 2000. Uses speakers to do the massaging....


DE-LI-CIOUS...........






So....think that those cars are cool? Now check this out!!



Let's take a closer look shall we??



Hmm....is this car a virgin? If this is a virgin, then I guess there won't be any petrol in it's tank. *wink *wink.....


Mitsubishi Girls.....my favourite is the one on the far right. Such a hot body!! And the way she dance....just....mesmerizing...can't.... must look away.....but can't....


It's not until after the girls left that I remembered that I was in a Car exhibition and took a pic of this car...


The car that is to be featured in a new movie by the Wachowski Brothers(Guys who done Matrix), titled Speed Racer.


My most precious pic of January 2008


Some sexy girl with a torn-back blouse and short shorts....


Whoops.....never judge a girl from the back view...


Last car of the day.....couldn't think of any better car to end the day with...


The day ended with me almost being hospitalized. I lost so much blood (nose bleeds) from looking at sexy models the whole day.....must bring a few blood packs with me next time.