World of terrorism..

Terrorism.....terrorism is larger and more active than we may know. I can say that Pres. Bush would probably know this best....and I too, have come to realize this recently.

Most of us ... I mean, most of you....believe that terrorism only occur in the western part of the world, namely the United States and Britain. But to say that it NOT happening else where is a fool's talk. Just because the newspaper doesn't report it, that doesn't mean it doesn't exist.

There...now that I have made my point, let's go into the main topic for today. Terrorism have reached the shores of Japan. Yes I know, none of you have seen it in the papers...but once again, please refer to the previous paragraph. That's right, terrorist are here in Japan and they are operating very near my place. I myself have witness and more than once I've overheard them.

But no worries...they may be dangerous but things are under control over here. Thanks to my junior Kan Wye Marn (he entered my college the year after me) , he have been working hard suppressing the terrifying terrorist. He...the bravest of them all, dropped down his pen and paper, and armed himself with a mouse and a keyboard as a shield, went on to have war. And he seems to be doing quite well, a lot better than the US army as a matter of fact. Quite often I hear "Counter Terrorist wins".....or "enemy spotted"....which follows by "Fire in the hole!!". Knowing that he is out there fighting a war to preserve safety here at my college, I can sleep a little better knowing that the world is a safer place every time I hear all those gunshots and explosions coming out from his room.

In case you are still wondering what the hell I was talking about, well...I'm complaining about him playing Counter-Strike too often and turning on his speaker too loud!!! AND IT'S GAWD DAMN IRRITATING!!!!! Not only that I have to tolerate the crickets in the day time, I have to tolerate "Go Go Go"..."Fire in the hole"...that kind of shit....ARRGGGHHHH! And he always have to play at night when I'm trying to sleep! Is he bearing grudge against me just because I'm 3 cm taller than him? Is height so gawd damn important to him?? Drink more milk you %$$#"'%!!!!

Sigh....I'm...I'm sorry. I don't usually use web logs to bitch about people I hate. OK....I know that it's holidays now but can't he be a little more considerate? I mean, anyone would know that blasting your speaker at 2.30 in the morning would disturb your neighbours right? And sounds from Counter-Strike isn't exactly "modern Mozart" either.....ya know, sometimes I wonder. Is he so irritated by the crickets that he tries to irritate them back by blasting his speakers to max power? He really think that the crickets will move away if he create all those noise? hmm...but I do have to admit that I don't hear crickets anymore lately (either that or that I have lost the ability to hear them anymore)

"But why don't you just go over and sound it to him?"...you might ask. And that was what I did. The stuff I said was quite funny so here it is...

Me: *Knock Knock
Private Kan: ......*no answer
Me: #Bang Bang Bang!!
Private Kan: Oh...yes?
Me: Hey..whassup. You having fun?
Private Kan: What?
Me: Are you having fun?
Private Kan: Uhh...uhuh.
Me: Well, good. Now, lower your volume.

Yeah....and now it's a little better as he learned that his speakers are not vegetables and they won't rot if he don't turn them on full power. I guess next time I'll just get a catalog of the latest headphones...hell, I might even buy him one next time. Hmm....will he understand then or will he buy a better speaker? The truth...is out there, two doors away from me.

Buffet TV....An All You Can Eat Show.

>Peekaboo
Well, yes and no....I don't really know what you look like other than in picture you post on friendster. And if you say you put on that much make up for classes....damn, that's a lot of paint! Not sure bout everybody else but I prefer the al naturale kind of look. You look much much sweeter without make up. But hey...that's just me......hmm, no wonder that old man got attracted to you. haha...btw, all the best for your exams.

>Junnie
You saw my mom? Well, say hi for me the next time you do....and that sparkle you saw, that was probably because she spoke to me on phone the night before! Yeah, you got it wrong....my mom actually misses all those nonsense me and my bro made for her!

>Takumi
Heys....always nice to meet a new fella. I'll be posting those in November...

>Ncs
Actually, I sat in the front row. And it was kinda cool seeing it all close up front. Nausea? Well, that's because you got brain trauma from all those cool shit!! Even I got short term speech impairment from sitting in front.

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It's SUMMER time!!!

Just in case you thought that "!!!" was "Yay! it's summer!!".....no it's not. It's more like "Aww...shit! it's summer already??...aw man!!"
I HATE SUMMER!!!!!!

So why do Randy hate summer when 200 million fellow Japs love it so much?

Here's why....

It is said that crickets burrow into the ground for 17 years and then 'gloriously' emerge into the world of the living...proud of it's adulthood. And guess what crickets do to celebrate being an adult? They tell each other stories of their underground life....who they met...what kind of soil they were in...how they once broke curfew and went out to take a peek at the world before it was time. That's all fine actually...but do they have to shout at each other? Yeah, I know that they have friends from different trees, but do they have to chirp out that loud? Damn...someone get them a handphone!! Noisy little buggers.....waiting all those years just to come out and annoy me.

To make living with cricket all that much worse is the heat. Last I saw on the news, it was 41 degree Celcius. 41 for goodness sake.....and to pair up with that is 60% humidity. Gawd DAMN it's hot....it's so hot that I'm naked most of the time. Talking bout "living la vida nuda" (Pardon me if my Spanish is wrong but you'd understand nude when you see nuda right?). Sounds catchy right? Well, that's one song that even Ricky Martin won't sing about. Anyway...it's sweltering hot.
But then again, summer's not all bad. Went to the beach the other day...was great playing with waves and building sand castle...ehem, had a kid to do that with me...can't do that alone now can I? Sad right? Can you imagine a 22 year old guy playing with sand? Anyway, also tried to get a nice summer tan but got sun burnt instead. Probably from staring at the girl in white bikinis for too long. My skin is really paying for it now...I'm shedding skin like that snake in Anaconda, cept' I'm not getting bigger as I do so.

Oh...about the title. haha....almost forget to type in something about that.
Ehem....latest on Jap TV, a show about girls who can eat like a pig. Excuse me there...didn't mean to demean them like that.

The real stuff is an entertainment show about women who can eat more than a pig. I mean.....HOLY SHIT, she can stomach all that shit? Shit....
There's this one show, a girl as slim as Jessica Alba ate a 2kg piece of steak plus mash 'tatoes and corn and rice. In another, a girl who ate 3kgs of spaghetti....another who ate omelette rice...well, nasi pattaya...on a plate as big as a basketball rim!! What? Don't believe me?....haha, yeah, I've exaggerated a little bit there...it wasn't that big a plate, it was a tray.
I've never really understood Jap entertainment Tv but this is real bullshit. I mean I've seen a fat guy eat, but these girls can really eat more than a really fat guy. Damn girl just won't put her fork down. I'm no sport science specialist but eating that much isn't good for you right? Her body won't have enough time to process all those junk.

Hah...don't think her excrement will be brown in colour!!

Movie of the year....

I'll have to say...this is one of the best movie I've seen this year. Won't say that it is the best ever.....but awed nonetheless. Watched it last Saturday....came out of the cinema, I looked at my friend, my friend looks at me and we said in unison "Holy SHIT!!!" ... and that was what I keep saying for the next few minutes. As if having meeting a goddess, I was speechless.... Well, not entirely speechless, I kept uttering "Aww.....shit. Holy shit.....Damn....SHEEEIIIIIIITTT!!!!"

This is without a doubt the best movie I've seen after 300. Although I'd like to give as much credit as possible, there are a few points that I didn't really like. The starting of the movie was.....cheesy. I've gotta admit that when I saw that opening bit about some cube, and how it incidently landed on earth....."What the hell? Spielberg and Michael Bay can't think of anything better than this crap??!!"

And what's the deal with the sudden appearance of the helicopter. I know it's cool and all but at least give me some explanation on where it came from, why it attacked there...well, I understood why at the end but ......at least give me something to chew on at the beginning!!
And about Shia Lebeouf....although he gave a somewhat acceptable performance, I won't say it's excellent. He seems to have only one "look"....unlike other actors that show different facial expressions, he have that "look" glued on throughout the show... and not forgetting similar speech pattern throughout the movie. Remember Bad Boys II by Michael Bay? In that movie, Martin Lawrence just can't keep his mouth shut. This time, Shia seems to be talking too fast all the time...no difference at all when he's giving presentation in class and when trying to nail that chic.....did I mention that that's one hot chic?? Well, THAT'S one hot chic....and she can act quite well too. As for the black guy who ate all the donuts.....I thought that his character deserved more screen time. I mean, he's the one who discovered the codes in the wave signals, right? And the screen writers failed to elaborate anything on that either.

Well, that's all the critics I have. As for CG and robots strength, perfectly done!!!! I LOVE the scene where the Barricade lept into the air and landed as a police patrol car. Also the scene where Megatron changed form into a fighter jet just to fire off missiles. Super.....AND I can't comment well enough on how they manage to point out that They are not invincible. Like when they called in air support in the desert....or when Starscream battled with a couple of fighter jets. I'll have to say.....what a display on US military power.

This......movie, I will not watch it in the cinema ever again.....don't get me wrong, cause' if I do, money will be leaking out my wallet like the Indah Water pipes in Malaysia.

Once more......AWWW SHHHIITTTTTTT!!!!! THAT'S A DAMN FINE SHOW!!!