Frustation...

All this while, you guys.... and gals of course, have been reading my happy little tale...full of wonders and happiness and evrything tastes sweet. Well, this time though, I'll do something which i've never done before....write something a lil' sour and bitter.

Life for me in Japan....no doubt have been a valley of sugar and honey, not to mention chicks with micro skirts. But....frankly, I've grown frustated and bored.

Why is that?

Well, First off...my classes. They have been teaching SPM level stuff ...not all but mostly. So, classes for me is just, well, i think you know how i feel. No fun at all learning stuff you already learned. And so, I've grown tired my classes, and end up hating studies. I kinda neglected studies totally. Recently, I had my mid term exam and WOO HOO...i failed 2 papers and the others weren't too good too. My lects were stump...asking me what happened as i used to be one of the top scorers in class (SPM level stuff...whaddaya expect??) , all i had to say was "Sorry yo...i messed up". I'm looking for something challenging to excite but seems that all they teach is just that old stuff.

The next thing is friends....hard to make friends here. But mostly the hard part comes from me, let's just say that our frequencies aren't the same...things that interest them don't interest me at all. Things that they chat amongst themselves ....how would i put it...dull?? All of them are card maniacs, they play card games of a few varieties....Yu-Gi-Oh, Magic The Gathering, Pokemon...yes, POKEMON, and some more others which i don't know the name of. And they all like that 4 player free for all fighting game by Playstation. Maybe I'm just an old man with a hunch and a walking stick in a kids' playground.
Hmm...and so I live my life here thinking of friends i had back in M'sia. Damn i miss you bunch of monkeys... i know that this is quite unhealthy ...no not quite, very unhealthy, not able to really open up....but i'm just having trouble blending in....hope I'll get used to it in this two years to come. Two years, phew....seems like a looong time.

And another woosy sissy complain is that....hey! why can I see the moon at 5 in the evening? Yup...the great LAND OF THE RISING SUN sets at 5. It gets very dark by 5.30. And guess what? if you mention sports, it means attending daily "training" for 3 hours plus....training as in running up and down the court, and bounce ball on one spot for the whole three hours....uh-huh, basketball club. There ain't any outdoor courts where you can play for "fun"....."fun" the one word that have no meaning when it comes to "training". Or maybe it's just me who's not calling it fun.

Sigh....and I'm even missing Chinese New Year. Hahaha...ha......haha.....sigh.................

Apologies...

Hey fellas...sorry-la. This site's been cold for quite a while already. Seems that.....I've ran outta ideas. My life these days are just routine and timetable. Go here by what time, be there by when, do what before deadline. Nothing much to do or see...interesting things i mean. You wouldn't want to be read about what i lay my eyes on right? You'd have to be above 30 to know that.
All i do everyday is come back from class....glue my butt to the chair...grab some snacks....and watch cartoons. Been downloading Simpsons, South park, and Futurama. Pathetic little life...ohhh yeah. Well...on days when I'm too lazy to be lazy, I do some workout in my room. yes...i do workout sometimes. Need to balance my jellow abs with some crunches.

Hey!...I've got an idea...do any of you wanna contribute anything here?? ya know....share your stories! My life is interesting but then again....not everyday is Father's Day...wait a minute, I'm not a father yet! ....not everyday is Children's Day. So, if there's anything you wanna say here, send me a mail, rite??

Necktie crisis!!!

This is another wonder from eccentric Japan TV.

This afternoon, the local news "highlight" caught my attention while i was happily chowing unhealthy "ayam masak merah" that i cooked (it was actually edible!!) . This "highlight" was featured for quite a moment ... longer.... than any other news.

So.....

Is Japan in war? wrong, they were stripped naked by the US force....Earthquake? nah, a few broken plates and bones would too common to be news....Ice cube size of bricks came falling down? NO! It was a heated argument between a fashion designer and the prime minister of Japan.

An argument....to wear a tie or not.

Since it's autumn now, a fashion designer introduced "warm biz" which means "warm business wear" for working adults to cover their naked asses. She said that gents would look good and feel warm WITH a tie. Well, I don't know if the PM of Jap, Koizumi had grudges against that poor lady but he said, NO! No need for a tie....and actually MADE a press statement. He even appeared in a formal function wearing warm biz...minus the tie of course......
News then proceeded with featured interviews from folks around asking them whether they would wear a tie or not...complete with statistics and "necktie" forecast. Yup.....you heard me right, forecast!!!

I have been here for... what? 7 months already?....but still, I can't understand Jap's mentality. What's the big deal? What's wrong if us guys wear a tie or not? You don't need the PM himself to voice out his opinion on TV, right?

Amazed? So am I....

Being a girl.

I don't if any of you remember me saying it but i said this many times...
"I was always interested in girls. I think they are beautiful, interesting and evrything good. And i'm especially jealous of the so called 'sisterhood' , where girls team up to go against guys. If i were reincarnated, I would choose to live my life as a girl"

It's true yo...girls are interesting. I was always curious what's going on their mind. What's so interesting about having a barbie...what's the craze of having at least 20 teddy bears of various sizes....having a handphone with so many keychains on it you can hardly see the phone....and the one biggest element of a girl, dieting. Staring for hours in the mirror and making myself miserable...."oh! would you just look at that lump of flesh!" . sigh....and of course the inevitable 2 a month once hormone wars.
But still......i would like to experience playing masak-masak instead of climbing trees and braking windows.

Well, guess what? I had my chance.

There's this "Hostel Day" last last weekend, long story short, there's a beauty pageant on....a beauty pageant for guys. More accurately, Guys dressing up as girls. So....since they don't allow this kind of eccentric in M'sia, why not give it a try? Hell, I might even end up looking better than Liv Tyler.
Anyway, my brains was all so fired up with adrenaline that i actually forget something, with my physique, I won't look better Liv Tyler....I'll just end up making people throw up their lunch ( we all had barbeque that day.)

My choice of clothes was this...



It's a white see through spagetti with a black skirt. Sorry i can't upload any pic cause' the photographer that day had a LOT of hesitation taking my pic and ended up taking none. Anyways....since these were meant for young cute slim girls, I had umm....quite a struggle fitting into those. The spagetti was all streched up, hem's pulled up above my belly button, revealing what little hair i have on my belly. Skirts only till my shin. I had a cute junior to make up my face, so, no problem concentrating and not blinking my eye until she's done and out of my sight. And ohh... I had two C cup oranges as boobs. Man they were heavy. I could hardly keep them on my chest! And thus had to wear a bra. Fumbled with the damn clasp for a few sufferable minutes with Japs guys AND girls laughing at me all the way. Phew....I now respect Pamela Anderson for tolerate those huge melons. Now.....imagine me in it.

As for my performance, I played "Santa Baby" by Kylie Minogue. Then, I deliberately did a quite sexy dance....or at least i thought it was sexy. I was completed with "rub with both hands from neck, down to chest and end in waist while shaking like a snake" , "pull up skirt to reveal my hairy legs, very very....hairy legs and pulling up till giving a lil' hint of my red underwear (red, my friends, was necessary) " , "move near the judges and plant a bright red smooch! on their cheeks." , "show em boobies" , not exactly real boobies but at least they smell nice....i had fresh ones from the market.
Now.....imagine me in it again.

Sick right?? Lucky no one vomitted or i would have to clean up the mess....

Tokyo Motorshow 2005

Okay...Kelly^-^ 's right....I have been mentioning about girls in my blog once in a while. Know why? It's because Raptor4eva told me that he would send virus to my page and boycott me if i stop mentioning about them in my blog. haha...just kidding, it's not true...raptor4eva don't like girls....
Sorry, can't help it! I love girls ( in a good way, please don't label me as a perv..it's not like i go peepin' or go pimpin') . I just happen to think that girls are beautiful creatures (sorry guys....) and i may have been expressing my adoration a tiny bit too much(pics and stories). I do have a few blogs without mentioning girls right?? But...this one, sorry Kelly^-^, contain elements of girls...or should i say heavenly models..... snicker snicker...

It all started two weeks ago when I bought myself a can of coffee that happen to be promoting TOKYO MOTORSHOW 2005. I've always been a fan of automobiles....how could i not go?!! And so I went yesterday...along with my two other musketeers...Loke eng and Boon. This show seems to feature eco-friendliness, hybrid cars and all. And the designs....i'll have to say it's more futuristic, not your every day proton. I was particularly impressed by Nissan GT-R. My gawd....such beauty. I sure wished i was borned rich. Anyway, cars are also complemented with high tech gizmos.... GPS to lead you to wherever and actually make sure you get there, road detector so that you won't drive off the road, car detector so that you don't get too close (especially lady drivers!!), eye monitor just to tell us we are sleepy( ever since when do we need to be told we are sleepy??) and a whole lot more crackpot contraption that even a blind guy can drive a car....
I am impressed by all those hypocrite gadjets but what's the point of all those? Takes away all the fun of driving. Anyway, here's the pics...Kelly ^-^ can skip those heavenly models....


Just look at that beauty.....(i meant bike).


This is a cute one...


Superbike by BMW (Bring More Women)


This i don't get it....virtual roller coaster? You even have to set that safety harness for i don't know what....hmm...maybe for preventing you from "falling" in love.


See what i mean??


Now back to cars....


impressive eh?


If blue is for boys...then white and pink must be for girls!

like i said....not everyday proton...


Red Hot Chilli Salleen...


What's better than a model? Two models!! (okay, I know...lame punch line)


Meaningless sign...


The ending of Toyota show...they featured brightcoloured RC wheelchair. Looks like that guy shadow's shaking hands with an alien shadow right?


Lancer Evolution Concept 4


The all so beautiful Mercedes SLR concept car....gonna say this again. Wished I was borned with a silver car key in my mouth.




Nissan GT-R....said it's gonna be available in mid 2006...can i possibly save enough by then? I'd eat grass everyday just to own one of these...


This 3-seater car is said to be able to turn 360 degs ....perfect for lesen-lembu people who can't back park....or should i say "go-stan" properly..


Sorry...I have NO idea what car she promoted.


This would look perfect in my parking space.


I don't know why this was showcased. They even had a model posted near it. And since it was a pram, they complemented it with a "mom" model. For the sake of my loyal viewers, I'll spare you the pic ( i expertly left her out of the cam view) and description. It wouldn't do to have sore eyes visitors...


Ya know...I wanted to ask her "Excuse me, are those....rubber?" but thought the better of it and called it off...


Can you that silver horsie at the air filter area??


Smileys...


This is proof that i don't only take photos with models...


Don't know why but i suddenly thought of a dragon when i set my eyes on these. Oh, by the way, this is a Mitsuoka, new brand i suppose.


And now back to cute models...


Highlight of the day....you can see i made my point by setting her pic largest.


SNAP!!...okay, back to reality. This is another futuristic design car by Suzuki.


Honda Z4. I was speechless when i saw this....now I'm wordless...


Plexi-glass door opens wing-like. Impressive burn door open painfully slow...


Guess what's my new favourite colour??


What a perv!!


A nice ride from Yamaha...


Remember those super heros like "Baja Hitam" who have that ridiculous bike? This is one of them...


And to wrap up the show, they had the models lined up and pics taken by sick, model-hunting psychos....me? I'm different. I was just passing by....