Tuesday, April 05, 2005

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Cold.....cold.....cold.........COLD!!....................cold.
Went out a few times and i accidently bought some sweaters on the way.
It's saturday....well, they tell me that only aliens have five fingers to sign something...they use a stamp. I now have a long stick, rounded at the tip like a ............well, stamp.
Free today so took a walk....a lot of pachinko shop with more nutcases. Can't understand the fun of rolling metal balls in a plastic contraption. I can understand if women want to play with those balls but the men....and there's more men playing balls than women!! No wonder Japan's population's sinking......what?? No, trying to say that they spend too much time playing pachinko than having XXX activcity, don't get me wrong.
Oh, the key board is weird... the normal qwerty but the other buttons are alse where...
Anyway, no CC's around here....it figures cause' most games are in english. They play arcade here. Saw a guy play the guitar and drum thingie....damn, how can he move his hands so fast?? Saw another game...an interesting one. Umm...U put cards on a table and it shows as a group of soldiers with spears on the screen, you move them towards the enemy gate and burn it down.....now that's real strategy! And then there's that guy playing with his bucketful of balls...hmm...
Toilets here....the squating ones faces the wall...uhh...selari to the door. and the sitting ones have warm seat and shoots streams of water to your asshole when you're done. No wonder Japs are so advanced...they even build toilet seats that aims asshole!! there's another button than aims at a place in front of the asshole......i better not say anymore.
everything is sensored....no switches...just walk in and "Let there be light!"
Food's here nice .... a lot alot better than those in Malaysia. Malaysia's jap food sucks!!
K....the librarian is winking at me....time to go to her.....to return the key. TO RETURN the KEY! Don't bother thinking something else...

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow, sounds cool. Where are you staying? How's the room like? Got pictures ah? Post some pics la.... want to see some scenery of Jap too. Hahaha, and I don't mean the girls!! =P

Anonymous said...

By the way, how did you manage to travel back in time and post this in February? 0.o ... neat trick. Lol!

Anonymous said...

yeah la ketam, come on la. date also wanna ketam us meh? haha...yeah like wat cs said. post some pics la. i dun mind pics of some jap gals too. hehehe...