Remember all those conversations we had about jap chicks? well, seems that I've got my fair share of experience! Yup, That's right folks! A girl told me she likes me!
The fairy tale starts when we got to know each other through "International Club"....and I think you guys can imagine the Randy I am, going round here and there "making friends" ( Kian Min refered that as flirting, but I'm not so sure....) Well, anyway, one of them was Satou Rie....a 18 year old girl from north Japan, whitish skin and all. I was quite high that particular day so, we were all chatting in a group, I was ....uhh...the only guy, sorry-la, the other guys I already know them earlier. Blah blah blah...Randy's got a few friends.
So, weeks past by with me crapping around, going makan sushi together (in a group) and making rings of flowers from the field. I started suspecting that she likes me by the way she looks and talks to me...my seniors said I'm SSS, Super Syok Sendiri, well, I thought was SSS, until.....
Batman Begins premierred last saturday, so being a movie-goer, i asked around if anybody wanna come along to catch Batman and friends. Two flesh blobs answered, my senior (that MGS girl) and of course, Satou Rie.
About the cinema....sigh, read my past blog, I don't wanna mention about it again. At the cinema, we sat...Satou Rie, Me in the middle, MGS girl, at first I was suppose to be far left with Satou Rie in the middle but i said i wanna sit beside MGS girl as well....Anyway, during the movie, she complained that she's a lil' sleepy (that old drama trick!!) and started to sag down in her seat. When I was watching Batman burn down Raz Al Ghul's chicken shed, she suddenly leaned her head on my shoulders!! At first I was quite uncomfortable with it, pretending to lean to my right and talk to MGS girl. The senario's quite hilarious though, whenever she tries to lean over, i shift and talk to MGS girl. As if missing the target, she overshot...leaning too much to the right and sits upright again. And when she tried again, I would go like " Hey, MGS, Batman...Scarecrow.....butterflies, sorry, bats..." But towards the end I got tired of shifting and just let her lean all she want. Knowing that I no longer shifting here and there, she took the juicy chance and plant her hand on my arm as well....like i said, just like the usual Hong Kong drama ...or Pond's Advertistment minus popcorn box.
And last week Thursday, she said "Saya cinta pada mu" in Malay (my friend tought her)...
So.....folks, what do you think? Is Randy dating a japanese girlfriend now?
Bzzz....sorry guys, answer's no. Well, you ladies might call me Devil and you gentlements may call me Dumb but I have my reasons...
Well, first of all....I just came here for goodness sake! I have quite a lot of stuffs to do and frankly, not much time....lame excuse, yes I know. Secondly, all this while I've been thinking of her only as a friend....nothing more nothing less. And if you fellas said I should just accept it, uh uh...no can do, last time I did that, nothing came sweet, all sour and rotten. But most of all, I ......just don't want to be in a relationship right now, maybe in a few months time but definitely not right now. But I'd give serious credits for being brave though.
Hmm....sorry to lady folks who share that feminine link with her...and sorry to guy folks who have been adoring jap chicks all this freakin' while....I just couldn't do it.Well, good thing is we're back being friends at the moment.
Monday, June 27, 2005
Monday, June 20, 2005
Cinematically pathetic Japan.
Japan, as you folks have seen in National Geograpy or Discovery, IS a very modern country. Tall brick building, high tech gizmos and cute girls in miniskirts.....all the mark of a developed country.
BUT.....behind every stone there's a prawn...
I went to watch Batman Begins as it premierred last Saturday. My expectations was running very very high...was thinking, if cinemas in M'sia is already that nice(acceptable chairs and big screens), what about the all so advanced Japan? Super?......bzzz! wrong! You just lost a million dollar question.
The cinema was small...sooooooo small. In fact it's so microscopic it's estimated about only 50-60 movie zombies can enter at a time....and they have a cute little screen to match the zombies! MY GAWD! The screen's like quater the size of that in Mid Valley! Ok, maybe I'm exxxagerating a bit but I'm pretty sure it's around that size.... and I had to pay RM35 to watch it! (Jap don't pirate and my campus' network is firewalled). I can understand if they want to mini-size their electronic gadjets but come on, it's the cinema for goodness sake! One more thing is that I was sweating all the way while watching....nope, you got it wrong again folks, not sweating from excitement or fear...it's just that......man, that place really needs air-conditioning.
Sad? yup, sad as life can be but that's not all....there some......funny smell coming out of nowhere. I took a half-an-hour shower before going, so definitely not me contributing...maybe the chair soaked too much sweat and fungus do smell funny. Yuck! Vomit vomit....
Sigh...lucky the movie was good. Keeps me from cursing and having a bad day....well, another nice thing was that a jap girl was leaning her head on my shoulders while watching Batman kick-ass.......Woo HOO! KICK-ASS! Nah....wasn't all too happy having that girl leaning her head on my shoulders though.....btw, girl's story in my next upcoming blog. Too lazy to type two in a day.
PS: Cheong....I'm still keeping tradition of premierre movie going...you?
BUT.....behind every stone there's a prawn...
I went to watch Batman Begins as it premierred last Saturday. My expectations was running very very high...was thinking, if cinemas in M'sia is already that nice(acceptable chairs and big screens), what about the all so advanced Japan? Super?......bzzz! wrong! You just lost a million dollar question.
The cinema was small...sooooooo small. In fact it's so microscopic it's estimated about only 50-60 movie zombies can enter at a time....and they have a cute little screen to match the zombies! MY GAWD! The screen's like quater the size of that in Mid Valley! Ok, maybe I'm exxxagerating a bit but I'm pretty sure it's around that size.... and I had to pay RM35 to watch it! (Jap don't pirate and my campus' network is firewalled). I can understand if they want to mini-size their electronic gadjets but come on, it's the cinema for goodness sake! One more thing is that I was sweating all the way while watching....nope, you got it wrong again folks, not sweating from excitement or fear...it's just that......man, that place really needs air-conditioning.
Sad? yup, sad as life can be but that's not all....there some......funny smell coming out of nowhere. I took a half-an-hour shower before going, so definitely not me contributing...maybe the chair soaked too much sweat and fungus do smell funny. Yuck! Vomit vomit....
Sigh...lucky the movie was good. Keeps me from cursing and having a bad day....well, another nice thing was that a jap girl was leaning her head on my shoulders while watching Batman kick-ass.......Woo HOO! KICK-ASS! Nah....wasn't all too happy having that girl leaning her head on my shoulders though.....btw, girl's story in my next upcoming blog. Too lazy to type two in a day.
PS: Cheong....I'm still keeping tradition of premierre movie going...you?
Sunday, June 12, 2005
Hey look! I'm on TV!
"Gee Crap, what are we going to do tonight?"
"Same thing we do every night Pinky"
"What's that Crap?"
"TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!"
How I do it? I manipulated the power of the media, so to speak, the all so powerful television broadcast!
Actually, this NHK(Japan national broadcasting company) came to my campus to do coverage of the things we do in the campus for a week. There's uhh, robot contest stuff, tea ceremony stuff and whole shitload more. Us foreign students got Thursday.
Well, I appeared on tv for about...umm, 5 minutes? maybe 6. All i did....or all i could do, was say "Hi, I'm from Malaysia. Name's Randy." That's it. yup, no kidding, that's it. And I've got to do 4 rehearsals, FOUR!, rehearsals just to say "Hi, I'm from Malaysia. Name's Randy." Sad case right? But got to be on TV...for the first time, so, it was quite an experience.
After being there, I got to know a lot about tv broadcasting.
You know what they say bout "Live" broadcasting...it isn't actually "Live"....it's a few seconds after the real shot. about maybe 2 seconds. It's really weird watching the few-seconds-after-"Live" video feed...like watching your own past. A little creepy I'd say. Anyway, "Live" as they may say, everything is rehearsed. In the studio, they ask us to do exactly what we are going to do when "Live" ...they time how long we will keep talking nonsense. Fellas, try to imagine the News guy reporting the day's news....twice. with the same intonations, same expressions and same exclamation...super funny. Me and my friend can't help laughing at the 'deja vu' news. Anyway, they then fix a schedule or flow of event, we weren't the only one featured on that days show. The time keeper then set a umm..."extra time" ...in case shit happens, and in tv broadcasting, shit always happen.
During the "Live" feed, the time keeper, armed with her stopwatch will manage the announcer. From time to time, the features get a lil' too long, she will use up the "in case shit happens" time, all the time holding a flip board showing, 1min 30s, 1min, 30s, 15s, 10s, 5s, then using her manicured fingers to do countdown. It's amazing how the announcer can stay soooo cool when pressured by Miss Timekeeper. I guess that's why HE got hired.
Bout' cameras though, stationary cameras are done remote controlled. Cameramen will sit at the control center using joystick and dials to maneuver and do zooming. The moving cam of course, moved by a homo sapien.
And oh, news are done with a blue background, the controller will single out the blue and add whatever background he wants. Anyway, ever wander how the news guys can stare at the camera, not look at the papers but able to deliver the news smoothly, but his hands will be flipping the papers? Well, the juicy lil' secret is that they have a scanner that scans the papers then project them to a screen. the camera is BEHIND the screen. I think the screen is something like a one way view glass. Anyway, the news guy just reads from the screen, and at the bottom line.....flips without looking away......
PS: Since i was on TV, had to refrain myself from jumping up and down, waving like hell and say.." Hey mom, dad, I'm on TV!"
"Same thing we do every night Pinky"
"What's that Crap?"
"TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!"
How I do it? I manipulated the power of the media, so to speak, the all so powerful television broadcast!
Actually, this NHK(Japan national broadcasting company) came to my campus to do coverage of the things we do in the campus for a week. There's uhh, robot contest stuff, tea ceremony stuff and whole shitload more. Us foreign students got Thursday.
Well, I appeared on tv for about...umm, 5 minutes? maybe 6. All i did....or all i could do, was say "Hi, I'm from Malaysia. Name's Randy." That's it. yup, no kidding, that's it. And I've got to do 4 rehearsals, FOUR!, rehearsals just to say "Hi, I'm from Malaysia. Name's Randy." Sad case right? But got to be on TV...for the first time, so, it was quite an experience.
After being there, I got to know a lot about tv broadcasting.
You know what they say bout "Live" broadcasting...it isn't actually "Live"....it's a few seconds after the real shot. about maybe 2 seconds. It's really weird watching the few-seconds-after-"Live" video feed...like watching your own past. A little creepy I'd say. Anyway, "Live" as they may say, everything is rehearsed. In the studio, they ask us to do exactly what we are going to do when "Live" ...they time how long we will keep talking nonsense. Fellas, try to imagine the News guy reporting the day's news....twice. with the same intonations, same expressions and same exclamation...super funny. Me and my friend can't help laughing at the 'deja vu' news. Anyway, they then fix a schedule or flow of event, we weren't the only one featured on that days show. The time keeper then set a umm..."extra time" ...in case shit happens, and in tv broadcasting, shit always happen.
During the "Live" feed, the time keeper, armed with her stopwatch will manage the announcer. From time to time, the features get a lil' too long, she will use up the "in case shit happens" time, all the time holding a flip board showing, 1min 30s, 1min, 30s, 15s, 10s, 5s, then using her manicured fingers to do countdown. It's amazing how the announcer can stay soooo cool when pressured by Miss Timekeeper. I guess that's why HE got hired.
Bout' cameras though, stationary cameras are done remote controlled. Cameramen will sit at the control center using joystick and dials to maneuver and do zooming. The moving cam of course, moved by a homo sapien.
And oh, news are done with a blue background, the controller will single out the blue and add whatever background he wants. Anyway, ever wander how the news guys can stare at the camera, not look at the papers but able to deliver the news smoothly, but his hands will be flipping the papers? Well, the juicy lil' secret is that they have a scanner that scans the papers then project them to a screen. the camera is BEHIND the screen. I think the screen is something like a one way view glass. Anyway, the news guy just reads from the screen, and at the bottom line.....flips without looking away......
PS: Since i was on TV, had to refrain myself from jumping up and down, waving like hell and say.." Hey mom, dad, I'm on TV!"
Wednesday, June 08, 2005
The day I almost got a premature flight back to M'sia!
For the last whole week till today, i had exam. Oh yeah, two months here and they are all set to fry our brains.
The education system, here is definitely higher than hometown. before the test, lects told us the "conditions" that will require us to repeat the year...for my case repeat the year means saying bye bye and kiss my scholarship's ass goodbye. Anyway, its these two things..
=> Fail 3 subjects and above... passing mark is 60
=> Having ANY subject below 30
Lects here can be quite lenient, they give you a retest if you fail...but under 30 means no retest any that means....sayonara my friends, been nice knowing y'all.
And funny thing is the test here is set in such a way that you have just enough time writing them all, but not enough to double check...unless you can write like Olive (STSD) or Tiew Chin Chin(PPKTJ)
And the second funny thing is , you either score like crazy or score like hell...Proud to say that I'd manage to score like crazy for all save for 1...physics. It's ironic since i've always thought physics was my strong point.
Well, for my test we had subject bout waves....equation and such. During exam, I didn't realize that I messed up my equation for question no.1 ...and the following 12 Qs ARE based on the 1st one....Gasp! sheeeeit.......so, needless to say, i screwed up my whole paper. I kinda found that out at the end of exam and manage to change only a few of my answers....then there goes that familiar..."Times up Pants down!" Sigh, beaten by the clock, I surrendered my paper and suddenly became very religious, praying and praying....
D-Day came, couldn't sleep the night earlier, all the time I was thinking what stupid excuse to give my parents, no kidding man, the loneliest nite in my life
...and the next morning, I broke my cup, talk about bad luck...sigh, anyway, guess what my marks is?.....35! my gawd!.....35! another 6 marks, (1 Q bout 6,7 marks) and I'll be back in Malaysia mamak with you guys already! Phew....damn, never in my life i felt so worried for my freakin' future!
Anyway, my friend beside me was nagging away...complaining that he got 67. I gave him one weird look and said...what's up with 67? Don't worry too much Bob, let's celebrate!
haha...ha...hahaha...now, Randy's the happiest guy in the world.
The education system, here is definitely higher than hometown. before the test, lects told us the "conditions" that will require us to repeat the year...for my case repeat the year means saying bye bye and kiss my scholarship's ass goodbye. Anyway, its these two things..
=> Fail 3 subjects and above... passing mark is 60
=> Having ANY subject below 30
Lects here can be quite lenient, they give you a retest if you fail...but under 30 means no retest any that means....sayonara my friends, been nice knowing y'all.
And funny thing is the test here is set in such a way that you have just enough time writing them all, but not enough to double check...unless you can write like Olive (STSD) or Tiew Chin Chin(PPKTJ)
And the second funny thing is , you either score like crazy or score like hell...Proud to say that I'd manage to score like crazy for all save for 1...physics. It's ironic since i've always thought physics was my strong point.
Well, for my test we had subject bout waves....equation and such. During exam, I didn't realize that I messed up my equation for question no.1 ...and the following 12 Qs ARE based on the 1st one....Gasp! sheeeeit.......so, needless to say, i screwed up my whole paper. I kinda found that out at the end of exam and manage to change only a few of my answers....then there goes that familiar..."Times up Pants down!" Sigh, beaten by the clock, I surrendered my paper and suddenly became very religious, praying and praying....
D-Day came, couldn't sleep the night earlier, all the time I was thinking what stupid excuse to give my parents, no kidding man, the loneliest nite in my life
...and the next morning, I broke my cup, talk about bad luck...sigh, anyway, guess what my marks is?.....35! my gawd!.....35! another 6 marks, (1 Q bout 6,7 marks) and I'll be back in Malaysia mamak with you guys already! Phew....damn, never in my life i felt so worried for my freakin' future!
Anyway, my friend beside me was nagging away...complaining that he got 67. I gave him one weird look and said...what's up with 67? Don't worry too much Bob, let's celebrate!
haha...ha...hahaha...now, Randy's the happiest guy in the world.
Thursday, June 02, 2005
S.S.D.D (Same Shit Different Day)
Well, I have classes everyday now, no holidays....which means not much interesting place or stuff to write about so, let's talk about my classmates instead.
The term SSDD was actually from a jap guy sitting behind me. His table, his canvas for expressing his 'feelings'. Asked him what SSDD is and he said it's about school life...routine, clockwork, timetables....Same Shit Different Day. He only had one english and the rest japanese, so i helped him 'decorate' his table with...kiss my ass....**** up beyond recognition ....and of course the all famous A.D.I.D.A.S ...all day i dream about sex....kinda stuff. Know what? He started appreciating me more as a friend from that day on....weird.
One thing bout jap people here, although they dress up like crazy, they don't curse and they actually study! To Ah Bengs in Malaysia, the word study's like taboo to them, definitely a no no. but here...can you imagine, a red head, all geared to go clubbin'..and you see him studying a book in the class. I've manage to conquer the idea of being naked together but this...i still cannot comprehend.
The same goes for girls....
The thing bout girls..... girls here always strive their best to act cute in any circumstances. Last week, a girl got very interested with my watch. She take a look at it and ask me if it's ok to turn the dial (turning the watch's hour and minute hand)...i said uhh, ok...and she begun turning it. She then complained that the dial isn't working...i told her that she have to pull the dial out 1st, then turn....she said "oh, i have to pull first? wow....didn't know that. hey, look, it's turning, it's so cute!" ......(-_-)'
I remember you guys used to say " Wah, Randy, you luck bugger, get to go to japan, the land of beauties and angels..." Guys, sad to say I've chosen the wrong place to go....spoken to Kenny recently, he asked me for girls pics...gave him some pathetic excuse, but here it is, all out my confession why i didn't take any girls pics. There are one or two of course...but then I don't think you guys will agree with me anyway. And the girls here....sigh, always acting cute.....(-_-)"...
Help me la guys...how to survive here?
The term SSDD was actually from a jap guy sitting behind me. His table, his canvas for expressing his 'feelings'. Asked him what SSDD is and he said it's about school life...routine, clockwork, timetables....Same Shit Different Day. He only had one english and the rest japanese, so i helped him 'decorate' his table with...kiss my ass....**** up beyond recognition ....and of course the all famous A.D.I.D.A.S ...all day i dream about sex....kinda stuff. Know what? He started appreciating me more as a friend from that day on....weird.
One thing bout jap people here, although they dress up like crazy, they don't curse and they actually study! To Ah Bengs in Malaysia, the word study's like taboo to them, definitely a no no. but here...can you imagine, a red head, all geared to go clubbin'..and you see him studying a book in the class. I've manage to conquer the idea of being naked together but this...i still cannot comprehend.
The same goes for girls....
The thing bout girls..... girls here always strive their best to act cute in any circumstances. Last week, a girl got very interested with my watch. She take a look at it and ask me if it's ok to turn the dial (turning the watch's hour and minute hand)...i said uhh, ok...and she begun turning it. She then complained that the dial isn't working...i told her that she have to pull the dial out 1st, then turn....she said "oh, i have to pull first? wow....didn't know that. hey, look, it's turning, it's so cute!" ......(-_-)'
I remember you guys used to say " Wah, Randy, you luck bugger, get to go to japan, the land of beauties and angels..." Guys, sad to say I've chosen the wrong place to go....spoken to Kenny recently, he asked me for girls pics...gave him some pathetic excuse, but here it is, all out my confession why i didn't take any girls pics. There are one or two of course...but then I don't think you guys will agree with me anyway. And the girls here....sigh, always acting cute.....(-_-)"...
Help me la guys...how to survive here?
Wednesday, May 25, 2005
Other than dreams......ever seen naked butts before?
Never in my life as a heterosexual have I seen naked butt...sorry, naked butts! yes, B-U-T-T-S! Please take note that it's with the 's' marking it a plural noun, plural as in many many naked butts. (Wanted to type in ass but I don't know what is plural form of ass...help anyone?)
Anyway, I joined my jap friends going to the 'ofuro' , which means bath.... and here bath means bunch of naked guys soaking in a big bathtub. Girls...if you are secretly hoping for pics, forget it....I'm crazy but not crazy enough to snap pics of guys butts!
K, this 'geli-fying' story's like that...
I entered that place fully clothed. Entered a changing room...nah, let's call it stripping room.... where everyone reach to their locker and start stripping like their clothes are on fire. Well, had to strip too.....Can you imagine how funny I felt stripping beside a friend? And doing that while chatting 'normally' bout TV programs. Could've sworn I felt my butt cheeks blushing. Dang.....all the time wondering wether he is or is not gay. is he looking? Is he not looking? That is the question.....well, thank god he isn't.
K, now everyone's one is 'sheltered' only by pubic hair..
Well, everyone carried on as if nothing funny going on...I had to act macho and pretend.... ' no, no i have no problem showing my ass off' . Anyway, whilst on my way to the bath area, i saw cleaning ladies walk past us.....cleaning LADIES! Female! A Woman!..Yup, they were wearing clothes and carrying broomsticks but....what the **** are they doing in here? GAWD! Never have i been so awkward before in my entire freaking life! Yeah...they work there and have seen hundreds of dicks but still can't help thinking ....."Shit, will they knock me out with broomstick and rape me? Crap, will they suddenly reach out and grab? Dang, are they staring? Yuck! Is that lady salivating?" I might be labeled paranoid but then again i was imagining all of them licking their lips as they walk past....sheesh...worst nightmare ever.
Ok, survived my journey in harmless...mission accomplish.... or so i thought.
We all have to wash ourselves before going for a dip. Can you actually imagine your self being in shower area full of naked man? Nowhere to look but butts....and having to bathe and soap yourself beside another naked man who's just 2 feet away? again, hesitation steps in and I had trouble soaping myself......Oh, well,.....you know where.
K, finished being porn star, rinsed myself...2nd mission accomplish
Now comes the big issue of getting into a big bathtub with none other than nude guys. 'It' is all underwater now and this part isn't so bad. As for the baths, they have open aired ones and enclosed ones. i went for the open aired ones. The weather here's like 18 C at night...and there it was, the inviting warm water. Smells of roses laced the cool air. There were clear-water ones and reddish one. I went in the red one (This is where the rose fragrance came from). Breeze whispered by and your head feels cool but your body's warm....breathing in rose-scented air while counting stars...the warm water which quickens your heart beat a little and make you feel a lil' light headed, just like after effects from drug...wow, now i know why japs love this damn thing....was so nice...stayed in there for like almost an hour half. there's vending machines around so we bought ourselves a couple of beers and just soak there, chatting bout this and that.
K, the best part ended...time to get out.
Once again, there comes the challenge of getting to the changing room with cleaning ladies still there....damn, haven't they seen enough already? anyway, while going off to dry myself, once more i got the shock of my life.... There were parents brought their kids there...and not all of them kids are my species! I saw a 7 year old girl run past me....man, I was like Gasp!! a young goat in lion's den.... Wanted to shout "Hey kiddo, run around in Malaysia like that , you get raped!" Anyway, nobody cared. But, I'd imagine when the girl's all grown up....."Hah, I've seen IT like, what, a thousand times since I was a kid!"
Well, went on drying myself and got my ass covered. On the way out, my friend was surprised to find out that Malaysia don't have this kinda culture...he said "Sorry! My apologies..I didn't know. So, how was it? I put you in awkward position, didn't I?"
I said....oh, it's no big deal........
Anyway, I joined my jap friends going to the 'ofuro' , which means bath.... and here bath means bunch of naked guys soaking in a big bathtub. Girls...if you are secretly hoping for pics, forget it....I'm crazy but not crazy enough to snap pics of guys butts!
K, this 'geli-fying' story's like that...
I entered that place fully clothed. Entered a changing room...nah, let's call it stripping room.... where everyone reach to their locker and start stripping like their clothes are on fire. Well, had to strip too.....Can you imagine how funny I felt stripping beside a friend? And doing that while chatting 'normally' bout TV programs. Could've sworn I felt my butt cheeks blushing. Dang.....all the time wondering wether he is or is not gay. is he looking? Is he not looking? That is the question.....well, thank god he isn't.
K, now everyone's one is 'sheltered' only by pubic hair..
Well, everyone carried on as if nothing funny going on...I had to act macho and pretend.... ' no, no i have no problem showing my ass off' . Anyway, whilst on my way to the bath area, i saw cleaning ladies walk past us.....cleaning LADIES! Female! A Woman!..Yup, they were wearing clothes and carrying broomsticks but....what the **** are they doing in here? GAWD! Never have i been so awkward before in my entire freaking life! Yeah...they work there and have seen hundreds of dicks but still can't help thinking ....."Shit, will they knock me out with broomstick and rape me? Crap, will they suddenly reach out and grab? Dang, are they staring? Yuck! Is that lady salivating?" I might be labeled paranoid but then again i was imagining all of them licking their lips as they walk past....sheesh...worst nightmare ever.
Ok, survived my journey in harmless...mission accomplish.... or so i thought.
We all have to wash ourselves before going for a dip. Can you actually imagine your self being in shower area full of naked man? Nowhere to look but butts....and having to bathe and soap yourself beside another naked man who's just 2 feet away? again, hesitation steps in and I had trouble soaping myself......Oh, well,.....you know where.
K, finished being porn star, rinsed myself...2nd mission accomplish
Now comes the big issue of getting into a big bathtub with none other than nude guys. 'It' is all underwater now and this part isn't so bad. As for the baths, they have open aired ones and enclosed ones. i went for the open aired ones. The weather here's like 18 C at night...and there it was, the inviting warm water. Smells of roses laced the cool air. There were clear-water ones and reddish one. I went in the red one (This is where the rose fragrance came from). Breeze whispered by and your head feels cool but your body's warm....breathing in rose-scented air while counting stars...the warm water which quickens your heart beat a little and make you feel a lil' light headed, just like after effects from drug...wow, now i know why japs love this damn thing....was so nice...stayed in there for like almost an hour half. there's vending machines around so we bought ourselves a couple of beers and just soak there, chatting bout this and that.
K, the best part ended...time to get out.
Once again, there comes the challenge of getting to the changing room with cleaning ladies still there....damn, haven't they seen enough already? anyway, while going off to dry myself, once more i got the shock of my life.... There were parents brought their kids there...and not all of them kids are my species! I saw a 7 year old girl run past me....man, I was like Gasp!! a young goat in lion's den.... Wanted to shout "Hey kiddo, run around in Malaysia like that , you get raped!" Anyway, nobody cared. But, I'd imagine when the girl's all grown up....."Hah, I've seen IT like, what, a thousand times since I was a kid!"
Well, went on drying myself and got my ass covered. On the way out, my friend was surprised to find out that Malaysia don't have this kinda culture...he said "Sorry! My apologies..I didn't know. So, how was it? I put you in awkward position, didn't I?"
I said....oh, it's no big deal........
Monday, May 16, 2005
Golden Week ....
That term Golden Week is actually a week long holiday...perfect name eh?
K, holiday actually started on the 29th of April...just got time to type today so...
That Friday me and that MGS girl went to Tokyo...there was a gathering of all Malaysian Chinese there....and I'm a Chinese. We was there for lunch...went to play at the same park with crazy people (recall my sakura story) ....and then my home less night in Tokyo.
K, that's for intro...
The day after homelessness, I went all the way to Osaka, one of Japs major cities. It's uhh....a long way from Tokyo. Anyway...guess what I went there with?? Bus? What? You think I sit in a museum worth Transnational?? NO! i went with a Bullet train...check this out
Lovely eh?? notice how far back it goes...took me 2 hours ++ train ride. Anyway, have you people heard of bullet trains? Really? well, I SAT in one...haha. What? irritated by my showing off? Oh, bite me.....or you can be a devil and remind me of that extra delicious satay celup i dream about every night....sigh....
double sigh....
Anyway, my ex-roomie picked me up from the station and went walking round Osaka city...was raining that day so, not much for that day...
Next day, we went to a place called Nara. There's a famed big buddha statue there. Well, the whole place is a big park surrounding the main temple...around the park, I saw for the 1st time of my life a living deer, other than in Black pepper sauce. not 'a' actually but many deers... the whole place is filled with peaceful looking deer grazing on grass.
That's me trying to speak in deer language but he or she (dunno, didn't check) didn't seem to respond..hmm
However, If anyone ask me for my comments, I'd say, SHIT! not boring shit but shit's shit. The whole place is practically fertilized with deer shit. Not a single damn spot to step on without soiling your shoes with smelly pieces of crap. I actually wonder if the 'many deers' here have to do anything with the lack of chinese here. Imagine if they have this many deers thing in Malaysia.....bet some chinese dude will set up a restaurant and start kidnapping those deers. And then....Cheap dear! Cheap Dear!
Anyway, made our way to the main temple and i understood why is it called main...
The entrance gate is HUGE! I think it takes three of me to hug the support pillars. And on the inside, there's 2 huge stone guards staring at all of us tourist raping the place off serenity.
That's me again trying to be funny..
Anyway, if the entrance can mesmerize anyone, what lies beyond the gate will definitely takes one's breath away (Cehh...poetic!)
Notice that guy in the middle? That's me, desperate to be funny...
The courtyard outside is lined with flags...is it suppose to look like that or is it suppose to have some spiritual feel to it? God knows.....but here's a look at it.
And on the inside, sheltering under the enormous structure is The Famed Big Buddha....Hmm, I like that name...
I've once visited Penang's Quan Yin at Kek Lok Si Temple...damn, at that time when I take a look at it, I feel something spiritual in me, something like understanding that I'm humbly under god's whim and the all so overwhelming presence of it. But here, ...i guess the shitload of tourist here just spoils the spiritual air....Sad to say that The Famed Big Buddha look just like another piece on display. Great but ordinary at the same time.
Anyway, left the place and venture round again...saw some jap chicks in Kimono and then felt so lucky to be in Japan..they can look so delicious in that Kimono.
And then I saw that thing......ABC! Well, jap's ABC anyway, just plain ice and syrup, no beans or anything...and i paid for it RM10! My.........mom .........is......... gonna ........nag.....
And not just one stupidity but dear old Randy had to perform two stupidity to live up to his Ketam nickname. Spent RM3.50 for fortune telling and got my un-fortune told instead..
Yeah...go ahead laugh all you want. Come back when you finish spitting saliva everywhere in your fit of laughter...
All in all i have to say that the one thing i saw that intrest me most is this...
Gentle? Man?....???
The next day, gave up being holy and went back to being traditional tourist. Went to an Underwater World kind of place...cool....
K, gonna be National Geographist and show some very boring pics of whales in aquarium , ever heard of WHALE in AQUARIUM?(yeap, no spelling mistakes..aquarium as in aquarium your cute little goldfish live in), crabs that look like The Terminator's parents, weird stupid fish, weird spiky fish, penguins(cold climate animals) swimming around happily while I sweat my head off, and of course sea otters..
Creeeppieee....the light have super effect for creepiness..
like i said, weird fish, swims super slow and easily blinded by flashes of light...it bangs in to the barrier every time someone snap a picture
Look closely..there's actually two fishes there..
the spiky one....
This one just finish humping another sea otter, please come back a few months later for a new baby sea otter..
After watching porn of two sea otters, headed outside...Right outside there's a a super tell ferris wheel....tall as umm Emperor Hotel near Bukit China....sad thing is, I had to leave early that night... since I've come from a faraway place...can't ride on that giant Wheel...frustration level went up like what US hope Wall Street would go up. And my friends wasn't doing much help...just laughing at me..Damn....
So, that's all folks, thanks for bearing with this TV Pendidikan kinda thing....Oh, by the way, on my way back, i took the normal train...my wallet told me it needed some fresh air. Journey took me 12 hours ++....
K, holiday actually started on the 29th of April...just got time to type today so...
That Friday me and that MGS girl went to Tokyo...there was a gathering of all Malaysian Chinese there....and I'm a Chinese. We was there for lunch...went to play at the same park with crazy people (recall my sakura story) ....and then my home less night in Tokyo.
K, that's for intro...
The day after homelessness, I went all the way to Osaka, one of Japs major cities. It's uhh....a long way from Tokyo. Anyway...guess what I went there with?? Bus? What? You think I sit in a museum worth Transnational?? NO! i went with a Bullet train...check this out
Lovely eh?? notice how far back it goes...took me 2 hours ++ train ride. Anyway, have you people heard of bullet trains? Really? well, I SAT in one...haha. What? irritated by my showing off? Oh, bite me.....or you can be a devil and remind me of that extra delicious satay celup i dream about every night....sigh....
double sigh....
Anyway, my ex-roomie picked me up from the station and went walking round Osaka city...was raining that day so, not much for that day...
Next day, we went to a place called Nara. There's a famed big buddha statue there. Well, the whole place is a big park surrounding the main temple...around the park, I saw for the 1st time of my life a living deer, other than in Black pepper sauce. not 'a' actually but many deers... the whole place is filled with peaceful looking deer grazing on grass.
That's me trying to speak in deer language but he or she (dunno, didn't check) didn't seem to respond..hmm
However, If anyone ask me for my comments, I'd say, SHIT! not boring shit but shit's shit. The whole place is practically fertilized with deer shit. Not a single damn spot to step on without soiling your shoes with smelly pieces of crap. I actually wonder if the 'many deers' here have to do anything with the lack of chinese here. Imagine if they have this many deers thing in Malaysia.....bet some chinese dude will set up a restaurant and start kidnapping those deers. And then....Cheap dear! Cheap Dear!
Anyway, made our way to the main temple and i understood why is it called main...
The entrance gate is HUGE! I think it takes three of me to hug the support pillars. And on the inside, there's 2 huge stone guards staring at all of us tourist raping the place off serenity.
That's me again trying to be funny..
Anyway, if the entrance can mesmerize anyone, what lies beyond the gate will definitely takes one's breath away (Cehh...poetic!)
Notice that guy in the middle? That's me, desperate to be funny...
The courtyard outside is lined with flags...is it suppose to look like that or is it suppose to have some spiritual feel to it? God knows.....but here's a look at it.
And on the inside, sheltering under the enormous structure is The Famed Big Buddha....Hmm, I like that name...
I've once visited Penang's Quan Yin at Kek Lok Si Temple...damn, at that time when I take a look at it, I feel something spiritual in me, something like understanding that I'm humbly under god's whim and the all so overwhelming presence of it. But here, ...i guess the shitload of tourist here just spoils the spiritual air....Sad to say that The Famed Big Buddha look just like another piece on display. Great but ordinary at the same time.
Anyway, left the place and venture round again...saw some jap chicks in Kimono and then felt so lucky to be in Japan..they can look so delicious in that Kimono.
And then I saw that thing......ABC! Well, jap's ABC anyway, just plain ice and syrup, no beans or anything...and i paid for it RM10! My.........mom .........is......... gonna ........nag.....
And not just one stupidity but dear old Randy had to perform two stupidity to live up to his Ketam nickname. Spent RM3.50 for fortune telling and got my un-fortune told instead..
Yeah...go ahead laugh all you want. Come back when you finish spitting saliva everywhere in your fit of laughter...
All in all i have to say that the one thing i saw that intrest me most is this...
Gentle? Man?....???
The next day, gave up being holy and went back to being traditional tourist. Went to an Underwater World kind of place...cool....
K, gonna be National Geographist and show some very boring pics of whales in aquarium , ever heard of WHALE in AQUARIUM?(yeap, no spelling mistakes..aquarium as in aquarium your cute little goldfish live in), crabs that look like The Terminator's parents, weird stupid fish, weird spiky fish, penguins(cold climate animals) swimming around happily while I sweat my head off, and of course sea otters..
Creeeppieee....the light have super effect for creepiness..
like i said, weird fish, swims super slow and easily blinded by flashes of light...it bangs in to the barrier every time someone snap a picture
Look closely..there's actually two fishes there..
the spiky one....
This one just finish humping another sea otter, please come back a few months later for a new baby sea otter..
After watching porn of two sea otters, headed outside...Right outside there's a a super tell ferris wheel....tall as umm Emperor Hotel near Bukit China....sad thing is, I had to leave early that night... since I've come from a faraway place...can't ride on that giant Wheel...frustration level went up like what US hope Wall Street would go up. And my friends wasn't doing much help...just laughing at me..Damn....
So, that's all folks, thanks for bearing with this TV Pendidikan kinda thing....Oh, by the way, on my way back, i took the normal train...my wallet told me it needed some fresh air. Journey took me 12 hours ++....
Sunday, May 01, 2005
Homelessness in Tokyo : The city that never sleeps
K, this is interesting...I spend one night being homeless in the great city of tokyo...mainly in Shinjuku. The irony is this...I had a place to stay but me and my buddy Lee Boon Hon was crazy enough to say.."Hey, let's try being homeless in Japan....go anywhere also must have this experience!" ...And then there was the man-to-man handshake and promise done....we're gonna be homeless!
Fakeys of us sleeping.....
Let me start again...There was 8 of us bloddy M'sians. We book hotel room for 4 peaheads...little did we know that the hotel managaer can be quite strict and chased 4 of us away. we made a deal among ourselves that 4 will sleep 1st while 4 more will sleep at god knows where(They went to sleep at karaoke) I spend the 1st night in the hotel room...
The next day we went for meeting with other seniors...Two kind young ladies offered us 4 people (2 guys 2 girls) a place at their place on one condition...not to come back to late. Ok...thanx a lot ladies.....
Later that day, me and a bunch of fellas wanted to go round the city....which means coming back late. So, during dinner me and Boon struck on a conversation about homeless...and decided that we wanted to try being homeless....and that's it. Promise made.
At the start, it wasn't that bad...we walked around...and walk....and walk....and finally understood the meaning of 'The night is still young' (Don't think I'll ever use it again) . Well....we just kept on walking looking for a place to sleep...funny thing is, every crook looks inviting! I noticed that people who wants a decent place to stay always fret about where to stay and being homeless, everywhere is possible! No trouble looking for a place to stay...
We found a place that leads downstairs...went down, greeted by a guy who says "Welcome..how may i help you?" We pretended as if our japanese was hopeless asked what place that is..he said place for adults...we continued playing...what? Bar? No No...disco? No no..what? I no speak english...すみません（sorry)...hahaha...
So we walked on...we passed a street in Shinjuku called Kabukicho. There's people in suits all over...all dressed up like business man. Almost all of them approached us asking if we want to see girls naked...if we want to touch naked girls....if we want to screw naked girls.....well, me and that guy Boon figured out that if we speak english, we can play a while and make our escape..it worked super well..with most of them appologizing..hmm, they appologize for approaching us or for not being able to satisfy our libido?....well, most of them make full use of body language...hand gesture that points at his groin, points at his mouth ...points at the one other smelly place...let me tell you that was HILARIOUS!! Anyway, one worked out that he can make us understand by keying in numbers into his handphone and show it to us....for one minute, I thought he was gonna call someone who can speak english, i saw that my loyal buddy Boon was all set to run away leaving me there. haha.... ..This part i don't have any pics...afraid to take one. Someone might kill me for taking pics....I mean it figures....they don't want me to take free pics of their girls struting their stuff.
We earlier planned that if we can't make our great escape, we would just pay and enjoy what they have to offer rather than being chopped up to pieces. Oh, stuff that keeps these guys from approaching you, ice cream and videocam...kids, take note please.
Anyway...we found a place we thought was a nice place to spend our homeless night. Our peaceful homeless sleep didn't last that long....our inexperience taught us that the temperature drops drastically at 3 something and will leave us to shiver our very own soul out of our body.
Well, can't sleep...mite as well walk on...
While on our little 'adventure' I saw a poor man got beaten the shit out of him...and that happen only 30 meters from the police box! poor guy was kneeling and he got kicked and punced......I can't shoot slimy white liquid from my hands and climb walls so i left him being helpless..
On that night, I realised why they call Tokyo the city that never sleeps....that night I saw this..
and this....
The first one is a PET SHOP!! Imagine mentally healthy, sane people buying pets at 3.30 in the morning!! and training their pets!! It's like...fetch Spike, go fetch! Good boy, here's a piece of sushi. Now fetch again Spike!...at 3 in the morning. The second one is Psycologically logic and head with brains homosapiens doing shopping at 4 in the morning!! Not to mention during our adventure, we saw people playing arcade football and arcade drum and praticing baseball at 3 in the morning!! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THEM?? DON'T THEY SLEEP??
That is when we really understood the meaning of homelessness....people whom we call homeless, yep, those fragrant people who sleeps on the street, are not so homeless after all....the streets ARE their home! they have a place to sleep, a place for retreat.....while those people practicing baseball and train pets in the wee hours in the morning, they ARE the homeless ones...
And then the sun rises.....aaahhhhh, the sun, wait, my watch says 5 in the morning....WHAT? The Sun doesn't sleep too??
Well, we went for breakfast, ate ramen when we saw some homeless people, classmates i'd say...
It's like live comedy... the guy on the right ate as fast as he could and just prop on the table. The one on the right...gawd, you guys should have seen his face. It's like every swallow he take portrays suffering on his face...he naps for a while, wakes up, takes a few painful swallow then falls asleep again. As if he suffer so much just to eat. It's like Stephen Chow's show...live.
You all might say that we did something stupid... got a place to stay but went being homeless instead. So stupid that we do not deserve JPA but.....if I've not experience homelessness, I would definitely not have discovered what I have written above. It was a nice experience in a way....in another way, I see myself a fool, a complete waste of oxygen.....but no regrets though!
Fakeys of us sleeping.....
Let me start again...There was 8 of us bloddy M'sians. We book hotel room for 4 peaheads...little did we know that the hotel managaer can be quite strict and chased 4 of us away. we made a deal among ourselves that 4 will sleep 1st while 4 more will sleep at god knows where(They went to sleep at karaoke) I spend the 1st night in the hotel room...
The next day we went for meeting with other seniors...Two kind young ladies offered us 4 people (2 guys 2 girls) a place at their place on one condition...not to come back to late. Ok...thanx a lot ladies.....
Later that day, me and a bunch of fellas wanted to go round the city....which means coming back late. So, during dinner me and Boon struck on a conversation about homeless...and decided that we wanted to try being homeless....and that's it. Promise made.
At the start, it wasn't that bad...we walked around...and walk....and walk....and finally understood the meaning of 'The night is still young' (Don't think I'll ever use it again) . Well....we just kept on walking looking for a place to sleep...funny thing is, every crook looks inviting! I noticed that people who wants a decent place to stay always fret about where to stay and being homeless, everywhere is possible! No trouble looking for a place to stay...
We found a place that leads downstairs...went down, greeted by a guy who says "Welcome..how may i help you?" We pretended as if our japanese was hopeless asked what place that is..he said place for adults...we continued playing...what? Bar? No No...disco? No no..what? I no speak english...すみません（sorry)...hahaha...
So we walked on...we passed a street in Shinjuku called Kabukicho. There's people in suits all over...all dressed up like business man. Almost all of them approached us asking if we want to see girls naked...if we want to touch naked girls....if we want to screw naked girls.....well, me and that guy Boon figured out that if we speak english, we can play a while and make our escape..it worked super well..with most of them appologizing..hmm, they appologize for approaching us or for not being able to satisfy our libido?....well, most of them make full use of body language...hand gesture that points at his groin, points at his mouth ...points at the one other smelly place...let me tell you that was HILARIOUS!! Anyway, one worked out that he can make us understand by keying in numbers into his handphone and show it to us....for one minute, I thought he was gonna call someone who can speak english, i saw that my loyal buddy Boon was all set to run away leaving me there. haha.... ..This part i don't have any pics...afraid to take one. Someone might kill me for taking pics....I mean it figures....they don't want me to take free pics of their girls struting their stuff.
We earlier planned that if we can't make our great escape, we would just pay and enjoy what they have to offer rather than being chopped up to pieces. Oh, stuff that keeps these guys from approaching you, ice cream and videocam...kids, take note please.
Anyway...we found a place we thought was a nice place to spend our homeless night. Our peaceful homeless sleep didn't last that long....our inexperience taught us that the temperature drops drastically at 3 something and will leave us to shiver our very own soul out of our body.
Well, can't sleep...mite as well walk on...
While on our little 'adventure' I saw a poor man got beaten the shit out of him...and that happen only 30 meters from the police box! poor guy was kneeling and he got kicked and punced......I can't shoot slimy white liquid from my hands and climb walls so i left him being helpless..
On that night, I realised why they call Tokyo the city that never sleeps....that night I saw this..
and this....
The first one is a PET SHOP!! Imagine mentally healthy, sane people buying pets at 3.30 in the morning!! and training their pets!! It's like...fetch Spike, go fetch! Good boy, here's a piece of sushi. Now fetch again Spike!...at 3 in the morning. The second one is Psycologically logic and head with brains homosapiens doing shopping at 4 in the morning!! Not to mention during our adventure, we saw people playing arcade football and arcade drum and praticing baseball at 3 in the morning!! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THEM?? DON'T THEY SLEEP??
That is when we really understood the meaning of homelessness....people whom we call homeless, yep, those fragrant people who sleeps on the street, are not so homeless after all....the streets ARE their home! they have a place to sleep, a place for retreat.....while those people practicing baseball and train pets in the wee hours in the morning, they ARE the homeless ones...
And then the sun rises.....aaahhhhh, the sun, wait, my watch says 5 in the morning....WHAT? The Sun doesn't sleep too??
Well, we went for breakfast, ate ramen when we saw some homeless people, classmates i'd say...
It's like live comedy... the guy on the right ate as fast as he could and just prop on the table. The one on the right...gawd, you guys should have seen his face. It's like every swallow he take portrays suffering on his face...he naps for a while, wakes up, takes a few painful swallow then falls asleep again. As if he suffer so much just to eat. It's like Stephen Chow's show...live.
You all might say that we did something stupid... got a place to stay but went being homeless instead. So stupid that we do not deserve JPA but.....if I've not experience homelessness, I would definitely not have discovered what I have written above. It was a nice experience in a way....in another way, I see myself a fool, a complete waste of oxygen.....but no regrets though!
Thursday, April 28, 2005
Say helloooo to beautiful!!
Allow me to introduce to you one of my many associates, colleagues and coolies in japan....THIS!!
This...is...i mean was a handphone a.k.a cellphone also as mobilephone....now, It's mine! It's my virtual flirting device...ehem..ehem...
so, what you guys think?? Actually the picture is just undermining it's beauty...it's screen is superb!! Beautiful sharp images that enhance the beauty of a beautiful girl projected on my beautiful phone on a beautiful day....ain't it beautiful?? The camera 's catagorize in mega pix....don't ask me how many Mega pix....don't want to make you all jealous. And please take a close look....
Yep....it says 3G!! Can anybody please tell my mom that I'm proud to own a 3G phone. Man, am I high tech....ehem....if you want to send me messages....send to randygui@ezweb.ne.jp ...it's my e-mail that send it directly to my beautiful phone.....
that's me saying hahaha to you guys.....hahaha
Okay...let's settle back down to planet earth. I got that phone for 0 yen......O YEN!! Can you believe it?? Went to participate in a survey that asks for my name, age, sex and address...and the survey girl gave me a smile and a handphone. Umm...if still remember, they still selling nokia 3310 for hundred plus rite? haha.....i can feeel the great envy generating from Malaysia....
Sorry...got carried away. NOW...let's settle back down to planet earth. One thing I've not noticed when i came here till just now that ... the sky is blue. Yeah...that's right kids, sky is blue. It's not like malaysia where there's cloud to look at..here, it's blue. Back when I use to see clouds, i entertain myself by imagining one thousand nonsense from the enigmatic clouds. Always knowing that there is something beyond and awe at infinity. Now it's just plain blue...romantic guys may say that it's romantic but, I see a big blue wall. The Great Blue Wall Of Japan..greater than Great Wall of China. I feel like a hamster living in a blue cage with a big brown and green globe to run on. feels.....i don't know the word...trapped maybe??
Anyway, another thing about japan....behold, there comes the uncensored newspaper. Uncensored here do not mean perverted naked pics of b***hes...If i'd want that i take a walk in Tokyo. The news paper here reports any damn thing they want. I've never read anything that insults Dear Mahathir or Pak Lah before....and of course reports that heavily criticise China during the relationship tension. They act as if they don't have a single clue why China is angry at them...acting innocent and all. All the reports on "China is Bad" stops only after Japan's PM says sorry to China. Now, papers are back to the everyday news of car bombs and derailed trains.
I'M having A DIFFICULT time making a living as a crap. Almost no one understands my crap save for my faithful mirror, laughing at any joke I make. I used to describe crap as factual nonsense....it's nonsense but there's facts in it. I think the real meaning of crap is the obscurity between facts and nonsense, vagueness between serious and joking.....I'm blur about the level of jokes in Japan. Once, this guy said he will watch porn during the holidays. I told him don't watch porn, that's right kids, don't. I gave him my reasons....uhh... the one about go get a real life girl instead if you have heard me saying it before. He reacted by saying I'm a pervert....ME! A PERVERT! me a pervert when he spend his holiday watching porn.
This section is dedicated for girls....pretty boys in japan are increasing their quantity and quality. Yep, quality. Was speaking to one pretty boy when he took fronm his bag a mirror...if it's just mirror, I'd tolerate but it's a foundation makeup kit cum mirror!! I ask him " What the HELL is THAT!!" he said, "this? it's foundation....." Hell, what's wrong with this guy!! Let's hope that I don't get converted.....nah, save it...let's imagine me being a pretty boy and laugh......
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.finished laughing already?
This...is...i mean was a handphone a.k.a cellphone also as mobilephone....now, It's mine! It's my virtual flirting device...ehem..ehem...
so, what you guys think?? Actually the picture is just undermining it's beauty...it's screen is superb!! Beautiful sharp images that enhance the beauty of a beautiful girl projected on my beautiful phone on a beautiful day....ain't it beautiful?? The camera 's catagorize in mega pix....don't ask me how many Mega pix....don't want to make you all jealous. And please take a close look....
Yep....it says 3G!! Can anybody please tell my mom that I'm proud to own a 3G phone. Man, am I high tech....ehem....if you want to send me messages....send to randygui@ezweb.ne.jp ...it's my e-mail that send it directly to my beautiful phone.....
that's me saying hahaha to you guys.....hahaha
Okay...let's settle back down to planet earth. I got that phone for 0 yen......O YEN!! Can you believe it?? Went to participate in a survey that asks for my name, age, sex and address...and the survey girl gave me a smile and a handphone. Umm...if still remember, they still selling nokia 3310 for hundred plus rite? haha.....i can feeel the great envy generating from Malaysia....
Sorry...got carried away. NOW...let's settle back down to planet earth. One thing I've not noticed when i came here till just now that ... the sky is blue. Yeah...that's right kids, sky is blue. It's not like malaysia where there's cloud to look at..here, it's blue. Back when I use to see clouds, i entertain myself by imagining one thousand nonsense from the enigmatic clouds. Always knowing that there is something beyond and awe at infinity. Now it's just plain blue...romantic guys may say that it's romantic but, I see a big blue wall. The Great Blue Wall Of Japan..greater than Great Wall of China. I feel like a hamster living in a blue cage with a big brown and green globe to run on. feels.....i don't know the word...trapped maybe??
Anyway, another thing about japan....behold, there comes the uncensored newspaper. Uncensored here do not mean perverted naked pics of b***hes...If i'd want that i take a walk in Tokyo. The news paper here reports any damn thing they want. I've never read anything that insults Dear Mahathir or Pak Lah before....and of course reports that heavily criticise China during the relationship tension. They act as if they don't have a single clue why China is angry at them...acting innocent and all. All the reports on "China is Bad" stops only after Japan's PM says sorry to China. Now, papers are back to the everyday news of car bombs and derailed trains.
I'M having A DIFFICULT time making a living as a crap. Almost no one understands my crap save for my faithful mirror, laughing at any joke I make. I used to describe crap as factual nonsense....it's nonsense but there's facts in it. I think the real meaning of crap is the obscurity between facts and nonsense, vagueness between serious and joking.....I'm blur about the level of jokes in Japan. Once, this guy said he will watch porn during the holidays. I told him don't watch porn, that's right kids, don't. I gave him my reasons....uhh... the one about go get a real life girl instead if you have heard me saying it before. He reacted by saying I'm a pervert....ME! A PERVERT! me a pervert when he spend his holiday watching porn.
This section is dedicated for girls....pretty boys in japan are increasing their quantity and quality. Yep, quality. Was speaking to one pretty boy when he took fronm his bag a mirror...if it's just mirror, I'd tolerate but it's a foundation makeup kit cum mirror!! I ask him " What the HELL is THAT!!" he said, "this? it's foundation....." Hell, what's wrong with this guy!! Let's hope that I don't get converted.....nah, save it...let's imagine me being a pretty boy and laugh......
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.finished laughing already?
Thursday, April 21, 2005
There's a pretty girl from MGS here in Japan...
yep...like i said it. A girl from melaka...was surprise myself when i found out....shocked even more when she say she's from MGS! here's her pic..
oh...go ahead, comment all you want. I'm sticking to my opinion...
Anyway.....I was surprised, shocked, scared my wits out of my now witless brains that......she's related to me!!! Serious, no crap man. She was making a bit fun of me being banana when I proudly told her that i can write my own name....sad case, yes i know but that's not the point. Wrote my surname and she said..."hey, my gramma have the same surname!" and that she's a hakka...same as me. wow...what are the odds that the only Malaysian chinese, a pretty one by the way, in the whole area happen to be from dear old Melaka......and is related to me!Sigh, talk about a small world. Anyway, I'm faster in calling her aunty than her calling me uncle........haha.
Anyway....i saw a pic of rendang that day and suddenly it's Niagra Falls in Randy's mouth, like Yellow river in China....nonstop flowing saliva. Damn I miss Malaysian food already. I'm seriously depress eating their food and drinking milk every damn day. It feels like 2 years already. You know, when I just came here, i was like ...Hell Yeah.....now it's looking at the timetable(holiday section) everyday and soothing myself that it's another second nearer to heavenly holiday and vestral vacation.
Here's a bit bout my class...average about 10 sleepy heads per period. One wake up and another fall victim to narcotic nap. lects seems quite ok with it..they don't care and keep on teaching. The guys behind me however found good ways to not fall asleep...they don't pay attention and have chat session. hmm....good idea.
That saturday, went to an international society or something like that where all aliens gather. japs who attend are all females...yahoo!
y = (why)
a = all
h = here
o = old
o = ones?
I'm okay with old ppl, i respect them and can chit chat with them but for a few hours...a few hours...they were talking bout their trip to America and stuff...maybe i'm just not interested....don't mean to be rude but at times fighting a losing effort not to yawn. That MGS girl seem to be digging their fabels but me......some of you mite say I'm a devil but would you rather me lying bout it?? see? They are nice ppl anyway, they were talking bout making a party for us aliens. Anyway, there a pic of me actually smiling... pls notice the ladies around me.
oh...go ahead, comment all you want. I'm sticking to my opinion...
Anyway.....I was surprised, shocked, scared my wits out of my now witless brains that......she's related to me!!! Serious, no crap man. She was making a bit fun of me being banana when I proudly told her that i can write my own name....sad case, yes i know but that's not the point. Wrote my surname and she said..."hey, my gramma have the same surname!" and that she's a hakka...same as me. wow...what are the odds that the only Malaysian chinese, a pretty one by the way, in the whole area happen to be from dear old Melaka......and is related to me!Sigh, talk about a small world. Anyway, I'm faster in calling her aunty than her calling me uncle........haha.
Anyway....i saw a pic of rendang that day and suddenly it's Niagra Falls in Randy's mouth, like Yellow river in China....nonstop flowing saliva. Damn I miss Malaysian food already. I'm seriously depress eating their food and drinking milk every damn day. It feels like 2 years already. You know, when I just came here, i was like ...Hell Yeah.....now it's looking at the timetable(holiday section) everyday and soothing myself that it's another second nearer to heavenly holiday and vestral vacation.
Here's a bit bout my class...average about 10 sleepy heads per period. One wake up and another fall victim to narcotic nap. lects seems quite ok with it..they don't care and keep on teaching. The guys behind me however found good ways to not fall asleep...they don't pay attention and have chat session. hmm....good idea.
That saturday, went to an international society or something like that where all aliens gather. japs who attend are all females...yahoo!
y = (why)
a = all
h = here
o = old
o = ones?
I'm okay with old ppl, i respect them and can chit chat with them but for a few hours...a few hours...they were talking bout their trip to America and stuff...maybe i'm just not interested....don't mean to be rude but at times fighting a losing effort not to yawn. That MGS girl seem to be digging their fabels but me......some of you mite say I'm a devil but would you rather me lying bout it?? see? They are nice ppl anyway, they were talking bout making a party for us aliens. Anyway, there a pic of me actually smiling... pls notice the ladies around me.
Monday, April 18, 2005
Para Para Sakuras....
Hah...finally get to borrow my seniors laptop, save me all the hardwork trying to flirt with the librarian....and finally know how to post pics....
so, as for starters, let me introduce the prettiest girl in my class....
hmm,...what you guys think?? haha, anyway let's say thanks to my good partner....hard to find, cost me RM2800 to hire him...but pretty good worker though
k,....these are the famous sakuras....i can still smell them..aaahhh
Kayyy, those were the "normal" flowers...let's see the "rare" flowers..
ehem....nice flower eh?? This flower was the highlight of the park....have to buy ticket to see this "flower"...heh heh....ehem ehem...
remember i mention some weird people there??
and remember the DJ who brought his stuff??
he said he's gonna do his stuff till the fat lady sings.....and he went back rite after that...pity him
k, the live performances there..
this one were singing boyband songs.....yuck!
...this one have tikus voice.. ..the very cute japanese tikus voice
and the rest ...the delivery bike, kancil and kelisa...haha, who said japs don't use malaysian stuff??
and... the bike everyone uses in japan. As high tech as these nimcompoops are, tghey still cycle ah soh, ah soh kind of bycicle....my grampa used to cycle this one too. This is the one thing that government forgot to upgrade....or are they trying to be world's 8th wonder??
This is my hostels and my table in my room....see? It's neat, tidy, spick and span, spotless and every other english word that rhymes with clean.
(A personal message to cheong, this look familiar?? haha)
And this is the club i have joined
....jealous?? don't be, That shit is smelly. had the sweat smell from a hundred barbarians. If they take DNA sample from this shit, I will show a few hundred jap.
As an apology for the previous oversized, eye straining, nonfitting monitor pics...
k, that should be it.....wait. as for dessert, let's see it one more time.
heh heh, definitely the cutest in my class
so, as for starters, let me introduce the prettiest girl in my class....
hmm,...what you guys think?? haha, anyway let's say thanks to my good partner....hard to find, cost me RM2800 to hire him...but pretty good worker though
k,....these are the famous sakuras....i can still smell them..aaahhh
Kayyy, those were the "normal" flowers...let's see the "rare" flowers..
ehem....nice flower eh?? This flower was the highlight of the park....have to buy ticket to see this "flower"...heh heh....ehem ehem...
remember i mention some weird people there??
and remember the DJ who brought his stuff??
he said he's gonna do his stuff till the fat lady sings.....and he went back rite after that...pity him
k, the live performances there..
this one were singing boyband songs.....yuck!
...this one have tikus voice.. ..the very cute japanese tikus voice
and the rest ...the delivery bike, kancil and kelisa...haha, who said japs don't use malaysian stuff??
and... the bike everyone uses in japan. As high tech as these nimcompoops are, tghey still cycle ah soh, ah soh kind of bycicle....my grampa used to cycle this one too. This is the one thing that government forgot to upgrade....or are they trying to be world's 8th wonder??
This is my hostels and my table in my room....see? It's neat, tidy, spick and span, spotless and every other english word that rhymes with clean.
(A personal message to cheong, this look familiar?? haha)
And this is the club i have joined
....jealous?? don't be, That shit is smelly. had the sweat smell from a hundred barbarians. If they take DNA sample from this shit, I will show a few hundred jap.
As an apology for the previous oversized, eye straining, nonfitting monitor pics...
k, that should be it.....wait. as for dessert, let's see it one more time.
heh heh, definitely the cutest in my class
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